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Women are quite literally shoving hamburgers in their vaginae

I wasn't surprised in the least bit to read this story about a woman who tried to get a free Big N' Tasty from McDonalds by ordering two of them, then putting one in a special hiding place and claiming she only ever received one of them.

I worked in fast food for years, and there were times when I knew good and well people were lying about having not received their full order. It hadn't occurred to me that some of them may have sunk to this level, but maybe they didn't. They could have just as easily put a sandwich in a bag or some shit. This woman probably wouldn't have did what she did, if she wasn't intoxicado.

Normally, we'd just give people free shit, which I'm sure is why they did it. This particular McDonalds called the police.

Investigators say Turner became belligerent, disturbing the other customers at the restaurant, and employees called police.

When officers arrived on the scene, Turner was still screaming at employees, demanding her free sandwich. A deputy noticed a large grease stain on the front of Turner's pants and asked her to remove the sandwich. She refused until a female officer arrived to conduct a pat down search.

It wasn't long before the sandwich was located in Turner's pants and removed.

Damn.

That's a woman for you: can't even shut up long enough to get a free hamburger.

Lori Turner Had A “Big And Tasty” In Her Pants -Charged With Attempting To Steal Hamburger From McDonalds [The Weekly Vice]