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Jayden Jaymes for Miss FreeOnes 2010

You guys know I've felt a certain emotional connection to Jayden Jaymes ever since I saw her in that episode of MTV's True Life. When she didn't win that pr0n award, I felt genuinely verklempt. Plus, I think she has the ideal body for a pr0n chick. Yeah, her cans are fake, but girls with real cans don't have that tight a body. I should know. I've been on a search for probably over a decade now.

The pr0n site FreeOnes runs a contest each year called Miss FreeOnes. I'm not sure what the exact significance of it is, but I know pr0n chicks take that shit way serious. Anyone who follows a lot of pr0n chicks on Twitter knows what I'm talking about. It must be that they can charge a higher rate, if they win.

So if you think about it, there's an element of feminism in voting for Miss FreeOnes. Noam Chomsky might even approve.

Unless another pr0n chick solicits my vote, in which case I'll be switching my allegiance, I'm hereby endorsing Jayden Jaymes for Miss FreeOnes 2010. She's currently in 10th place out of 189 hoo-ers overall (thus perhaps proving that taste in women isn't subjective), but with our support maybe we can get her into that number one spot.

You can vote once a day, for the entire month of January, and you're actually allowed to vote for up to 10 hoo-ers at a time, like they do in Canada. If I can find the time, maybe I'll go through and put together a list of 10 girls I'm endorsing. Feel free to list any suggestions in the comments section.

Jayden Jaymes @ Miss FreeOnes