Deny everything.
A blog called the Sexist is running a series of posts about the alleged groping epidemic in Washington, DC. The latest of which is fucking hot! It took me a while to get done reading it, and not because I'm a slow adult.
From the first post in the series:
Brandon’s favorite part of groping appears to be rendering her powerless to respond: “there was this one occasion in which i groped a young lady at a danzig show,” he writes. “after screaming ‘you grabbed me’ into my ear and i responded that i couldnt hear her, she gave up.”
Roffle.
Let me be clear: What this guy did was wrong.
But he was smart in the way he went about it.
Why Do Gropers Grope? [The Sexist]
Touch And Go: How Groping Happens [ibid]
After the jump is a diagram describing how to do something called the side-boob handshake. I might actually try it, if I had any courage. What's worse, a world where a woman might get brushed up against, or a world where men can hardly stand to be around women? Would the lonely black chicks from that ABC special complain about groping? Probably, right?