Oh, so that's why Fiddy banged Taheezo

50 Cent might be more on top of this online hip-hop foolishness than I am, even though he's got a rap career to focus on and all I've got is this buskit.

As I mentioned in yesterday's post for XXL, it didn't make sense to me why 50 Cent would have sex with Joe Budden's ex, Tahiry, other than that him having a thing for women with horrifically deformed bodies. What would 50 Cent stand to gain from dissing a rapper who's only popular amongst a few random white kids on the Internets? That would be like him dissing me. Even the ur-resourceful staff of ThisIs50 would struggle to find a woman who's had sex with me, especially given the way Anthony Sowell was allowed to operate with impunity all those years.

But I digress.

Looking over the comments section of yesterday's post, I learned that Joe Budden, in one of his video blogs, said something about how it was lame to dis Jay-Z. Which could be viewed as him dissing Beanie Sigel, who's pissed at Jay-Z, because Jay wouldn't let him sign with G-Unit a few years ago, when he was fresh out the joint and still had that certain sheen a nigga gets, and before Fiddy lost the plot. Fiddy might still sign Beanie Sigel, to spite Jay-Z, and so he banged Taheezo as an attack on Joe Budden, on behalf of Beanie Sigel.

My bad, if that doesn't make any sense. It's some pretty complicated shit. To think, Fiddy already banged Taheezo, in the time it took me to even figure out what was going on. He may have actually read that book he co-wrote with Robert Greene.