Lou Dobbs deported

Best Onion in a minute, nhjic:

WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.

However, it's important to keep in mind the real reason Lou Dobbs left CNN.

Soros and the left-cover side of the global elite have realized a victory. Dobbs kept hammering on the broken border and this irritated the elite who want open and unchecked borders in order to drive down wages and destroy the living standards of middle class Americans. Dobbs was a roadblock in the elite’s plan to turn the planet into a unified slave labor plantation.

US Deports Lou Dobbs [The Onion]

Thought Police Drive Lou Dobbs Off CNN [Infowars]