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Jay-Z - Blueprint 3: Album Review

Jay-Z, The Blueprint 3 (Roc Nation, 2009)
This new Jay-Z album, the third and final installment of his Blueprint series, somehow found its way onto the Internets damn near two weeks before its release date. Crap! I haven't reviewed an album in ages, but I figured I'd have a look, to make up for some of those posts I lost last week. I swear, the things I do for you people. It's too bad hardly any of you are girls - I'd be looking for a show of gratitude right about now.

• Jay-Z @ MySpace

It's too bad the Internet soldiers aren't real soldiers

Shit gone get real seriously.

The woman Paul McCartney should have married

If I had a billion dollars, I'd just get a girl with two legs. Shit, I'd get one for every day of the week. 14 legs, total. But if you've got some sort of thing for amputees, I may have just stumbled upon the best you can possibly get, short of hunting down one of the girls from my Tumblr and sawing her leg off. (Just kidding!)

I just found a picture of this broad on EHOWA, so I'm not sure who she is. Yet. I know there's a girl with one leg who writes a column for a site called Don Chavez (I know...), but I can't tell if this is the same one, or if there are two smoking hot broads with one leg.

After the jump is a full body shot, with the stump and everything.

MIA thinks she's better than Tenacious D

Bitch, please. (via)

Come back, Peaches

It's never this funny when someone fucks around on the intercom at the BGM.

How I know Joe Budden is gay

He's got an emo tattoo on the back of his neck. (via)

Cultural literacy fail

From the front page of xxlmag.com. When I saw it, last night, I thought there might be a story in the Onion on KRS-One.

If you click on the link, it takes you to a story on AV Club, not the Onion. KRS-One really did write a 600 page hip-hop bible. Someone might need to check and see if he's okay.

Google: Smarter than we thought?

Neat trick: Type something racist about a group of people into Google, but spell it wrong. Then replace it with the opposite group and screencap it. Endless lulz. Word to Lionel Richie.

You think I'm playing with you?

Why does she just so happen to have a garden hoe near her front door? Is slavery still going on in Florida?

RIP Ted Kennedy

I was busting a shift last night at the BGM, and I slept until noon today, so I didn't realize Ted Kennedy was dead until just now.

Ted Kennedy was the Kennedy brother I could relate to the most, as a fat ass and a drunkard and kind of a cripple. I've never driven a woman into a lake, but I can think of a few women I wouldn't mind driving into a lake.

And I've been fascinated with the Kennedys in general since I saw JFK (the movie) as a kid and hence realized this country is full of shit.

Ted Kennedy: An Assessment [Gawker]