She's got John F. Kennedy eyes

More magic from my Tumblr.

Yesterday, some young guy left the following comment on the picture of the wise latino woman above.

she has sanpaku eyes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku

= unhealthy physically and spiritually and will die soon

Intrigued, I consulted the world's most accurate encyclopedia, which was linked right there in the comment.

Sanpaku eyes is when you can see the white of a person eyelids between between the iris and the lower eyelid. Supposedly, it either means you're a genius, or you're about to die. Maybe both. John F Kennedy had Sanpaku eyes, and some Jap in 1963 predicted he would be in great danger.

List of notable Sanpaku:

• John F. Kennedy
• Marilyn Monroe
• Abraham Lincoln
• Aleister Crowley
• Princess Diana
• Audrina Patridge
• Robert Pattinson
• Alfred Molina
• Amanda Seyfried
• Susan Sarandon
• Charles Manson

I wonder if this means this girl is gonna die. Or could it be that she's already dead, like some of my favorite pr0n chicks who work for like a year and then you never see them again? If not, I might need to holler. I could use my new knowledge of Sanpaku eyes as a pickup line. Of course, I'd tell her it means she's a genius, not that she's about to die.