Ron Artest "Michael Michael"

I don't follow basketball as closely as I would if there weren't but so many hours in the day, and so many better things you could be doing, but I'm pretty sure Ron Artest is the guy who cold cocked a guy in the stands for throwing water on him. And then people got all butthurt that he had the sheer balls to attack a fan, when the guy should have known good and well that Ron Artest probably can't swim, and hence isn't gonna react well to having water thrown on him. He's sensitive like that.

Speaking of which, you're gonna want to check out this heartfelt tribute he did for the king of pop, about how no other R&B singer ever made him cry, how he wanted to touch his hand, and in which he says the dreaded n-word over and over, as if he was Perez Hilton in the wake of a mugging incident. It's the most hilarious rap song I've heard in a while, and most rap songs these days are pretty laughable.

Checkit: Ron Artest "Michael Michael" [zSHARE via ThisIsFiddy]

YouTube version after the jump.