Proof Paris Jackson's speech was scripted

I'd just like to point out that I may have been the first person to call the fact that Paris Jackson's speech at the Jacko memorial was scripted. I called that shit as it was happening, on Twitter.

It just seemed obvious to me. You know whoever gets those kids is gonna get the Beatles' publishing. And it's only a matter of time before some cracka-ass cracka comes out of the woodwork claiming those are his kids.

I've heard Jacko wanted the kids to go live with either his mother Diana Ross. But the real father is probably gonna say Jacko was batshit and hence incapable of deciding what's best for the kids. It's at this moment when Papa Joe is gonna pull out the tape of Paris calling Jacko the best dad evar. Mark my words.

Of course, I've received nothing but grief for pointing this out. Mofos on my Facebook were throwing a bitchfit. Some douche with like 40 followeres was trying to get people to unfollow me on Twitter. Even my mom, who reads all of this shit and usually could give a rat's ass, called me up and was like, "You're wrong for what you said about Paris Jackson."

But was I? E! has a scoop from someone who saw Papa Joe and 'em backstage telling Paris she had to go out and say Jacko was the best dad evar, even though she didn't want to.

And I quote:

No doubt Paris Jackson loves and misses her King of Pop papa, but did she really want to tell the world how she felt at Tuesday's memorial service?

A source tells me that the 11-year-old Paris was seen—and heard—backstage at the Staples Center telling family members that she did not want to make such a public statement.

"She was crying and screaming that she didn't want to do it," says a source. "But the family was telling her she had to."

What did I tell you?

And this is just capping off a week in which I was also right about Perez Hilton being a racist, and I may or may not have discovered one of the hoo-ers from the Drake video. It just goes to show, I'm usually right about these things.

I'd say my mom and the rest of you fruits owe me an apology.

Paris Jackson: Impromptu or Planned? [E! Online]