ByronCrawford.com

Cam Hoo-er Spotlight: Taylor Amelia

Cam hoo-er Taylor Amelia has one of the more humorous YouTube profiles I've ever seen. Beneath where it says "Hobbies and Interests," it just says "being a slut." Roffle.

All of her videos, regardless of what they're about, seem to focus on her cans at some point in time or another, but most of them aren't that hot. Or so I've been told. The past few weeks though she's been posting these videos where she goes out in public, in various states of undress, and... well, jiggles. They're awesome both in the sense that they're videos of a chick with her huge cans out, and as a Soulja Girl on the MARTA-style display of someone doing some crazy shit out in public. This broad might be seriously batshit. It's too bad she doesn't live anywhere near me. I might try to take advantage of her.

No but really, I've posted a few of her videos after the jump, for research purposes only.You'll notice in the first two she sings a song by Soulja Boy. Coincidence, or does his music hold some sort of special appeal for crazy people? The third one had to be removed from YouTube, even though, from what I understand, you don't get a very good look at anything. Notice how her grandma seems entirely unconcerned with the fact that she's appearing in an amateur pr0n clip.

Imagine if he was actually in favor of single payer

From an email sent out by the founder of a group called Doctors For Patient Freedom. (via)

Just a friendly game of soccer

In an ad for an Israeli cell phone company, a stormtrooper kicks a soccer ball over the "security fence" they use to keep Palestinians locked in the world's largest open air prison, and someone on the other side kicks it back. A sort of soccer game ensues, and a voiceover says, "After all, what are we all after? Just a little fun."

So, some Palestinians decided to kick a soccer ball over the security fence, to see if that's what would really happen. Of course, the stormtroopers promptly sprayed them down with what looks tear gas but could very well have been white phosphorous or some other illegal biological weapon.

Check both videos for yourself after the jump. (via)

Manhunt underway for perp in wife beater

Yesterday I had to bust an evening shift at the BGM, and on my way there I saw all these cops in this field along the side of the highway. There were cop cars from umpteen different cities, unmarked cars, guys who looked like they may have been from the FBI, dudes with big machine guns. I thought they may have found bin Laden at Lambert International Airport, which is near where this was taking place.

Come to find out they were just looking for some kid who shot a cop. The cop tried to stop the kid, who's 16 years old, and the kid just up and shot him. The kid then ran off into this cemetery. 5-0 tried to surround the cemetery, so he couldn't get out, and probably so they could find him and shoot him, but he must have found a way out anyway.

At work, I found a story about it on STLtoday, the website of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. It actually said the kid was wearing a wife beater, but then they went back and changed it to "white tank shirt." Then later they updated it with the kid's name. They said it's usually the policy of the paper not to print a kid's name, but 5-0 gave them the okay. Probably because the kid shot a cop, and they were hoping someone would shoot him.

There was some hilarious racism in the comments section, but the worst of it has since been deleted, I guess because they don't want people to think that nothing but racists live here and read their site. But even what's left is pretty funny.

The first three comments, to give you an idea.

The Central Scrutinizer July 22, 2009 4:54PM CST

Are white t-shirts the official uniform of trash?

drumming umpire July 22, 2009 5:12PM CST

I hope the perp puts up a struggle.

calicoon July 22, 2009 5:16PM CST

I am mildly amused that the term "wife beater" has shown up in the news, even though the sentence it's in is grammatically incorrect. That's nothing new, though, for the P-D.

Checkit: Berkeley police officer shot, manhunt is on for teen suspect [STLtoday]

How to disable a woman

I'm not sure if that second step is part of subduing her, or if that's for your own personal amusement. (via)

M-1 of dead prez reports back from Gaza

He speaks on why black people should be concerned with what goes on in places like Gaza, other than garden variety antisemitism, which is of course my primary motive.

Part two after the jump.

Literary Spotlight: Copy, Paste & Bang

I think the subtitle pretty much sums it up: "A Man's Guide to Meeting Women on the Internet and Having Sex with Them"

I caught the tail end of this guy, Beaver Phillips, on the Stern show yesterday while I was on my way to McDonalds. (Sad, right?) He was stressing the fact that he's just your average Joe, but he's come up with a surefire way to meet women to have sex with, on the Internets. I'm thinking I might have to peep game.

Because I've conducted research, it doesn't seem unreasonable to me that there's plenty of women out there who'd be willing to let me come over to their houses and drop a load on them. Just keeping track of the sheer number of women who post naked pictures and videos of themselves completely unsolicited is like a part-time job. Getting with them is probably just a matter of locating them.

From the book's product description on Amazon:

Many books about "Dating" tell you how to meet chicks in bars, how to introduce yourself, get a phone number, and set up a date night in order to establish some kind of relationship. Guys, picking up a woman that you know nothing about is hard. Rejection is inevitable and that gets really old really fast. Enter a club or bar and chances are there will be women in there. No matter how good you might become at "picking up chicks" in bars ultimately what do you know about who you are picking up? Nothing! Going out to bars should be reserved for hanging out with friends, grabbing some drinks, and watching the game.

Amen, brother. And you guys know I don't even watch sports.

Checkit: Copy, Paste & Bang

Shots fired at Spencer Pratt

I do a post bigging up Spencer Pratt, who's out there trying to find out the truth about 9/11, and who also has the hottest chick in the game wearing his chain, and Asher Roth disses him. Coincidence?

We know Asher Roth is aware of my site, because Peter Rosenberg mentioned it in that interview he did about how much of a loser I am. Him and Asher Roth are bestus bros, natch. (Mothers, lock up your nappy headed hoes!) He said one day Asher Roth came up to him and asked him who I am, and he had to explain to him that I'm a guy who conducts a lot of pr0n research.

Funny thing is, Asher Roth might be the one rapper Spencer Pratt could actually take in a rap battle. I haven't actually heard any of Spencer Pratt's music, but I'm thinking it would probably be close. How bad could he be?

Checkit: Asher Roth "DOA (Spencer Pratt Diss)" [zSHARE via HipHopUpdate]

Dey Racis: Alex Jones' blackface routine

A while back, a guy - probably some butthurt Obama supporter - tried to tell me Alex Jones was a racist. He probably saw where I was posting a lot of Jones' stuff on my site and figured I'd stop, if I found out he's a racist.

I consulted the Google, and I couldn't really find any evidence of Alex Jones being a racist. There were a few people saying he is, but it sounded like some ol' bullshit. Then there were those times he had people like Patrice O'Neal and KRS-One on his show. Why would he have KRS-One on his show, if he's a racist?

Well, this afternoon, I stumbled upon a video that I'm sure people will cite as proof that Alex Jones is a racist. In fact, it's so over the top, you have to wonder if that was the point. It's not like when Asher Roth didn't realize black women wouldn't respond well to being called nappy headed hoes. Alex Jones had to know this video would cause a stink.

Have a look for yourself and let me know what you fruits think. Is Alex Jones a racist, or a brilliant social satirist? I think you already know where I come down on this one.

Sage Francis must have me confused with another Byron Crawford

He must be talking about the old white man from Kentucky, who tried to sue me.