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This is not Bol radio

On the way here to Chicago yesterday I listened to the first ever episode of Nah Right Radio, an Internets radio show with eskay, Dallas Penn, Combat Jack, and some other people. Of course, at some point during the two hour broadcast, the conversation had to turn to yours truly.

To spare you two hours of people with grating New York accents blathering about how much they enjoy Nah Right, I've edited it down to the part that's about me. Notice the chick who's so adamant about touting my intellectual ability. I might need to holler.

Checkit: Bol discussed on Nah Right Radio [zSHARE]

The comments section's own magazine is back!

Vibe may have taken an L, but Internet Commenter Wkly is here to stay. I might need to get a column. (via)

Priorities FAIL

An email I received yesterday:

What up Bol...

I wanted to let you know that your girl Gianna Michaels is going to be on Stern right now.  Probably around 8:30, which equals two-and-a-half hours after it starts so you can plan it for the replay.

You're welcome.

Pierzy

Unfortunately, I was out of the office yesterday morning (perhaps you noticed), en route to Chicago for a family reunion. Anyone catch this? It better be on Howard TV next week.

Further proof racism is rampant in Israel

You ain't never hear about some shit like this happening to George W. Bush.

Nearly 1,500 people held a demonstration at a Jerusalem (al-Quds) square on Monday evening to protest the policy adopted by the Obama administration in dealing with Israel, the Israeli Channel 7 reported Tuesday.
[...]
Addressing US President Barack Obama directly, former Knesset member Rabbi Eliezer Waldman said, "You are a racist! How dare you tell Jews that they can't live in this place or in that location? We're finished with such periods in our history!"

Again, as was the case with the Obama Care poster, I could see if his policies were particularly progressive. Like, if he canceled payment on the check. All he did was suggest they might stop doing some shit that's already illegal. Just like every other president.

The difference this time is that the suggestion (not to be confused with an order) is coming from a black (-ish) person.

Checkit: In anti-US rally, Israelis term Obama 'racist' [Press TV via Prison Planet]

Hoo-er motivational posters

In keeping with the theme for the day/rest of my life.

I've posted a few of my favorites after the jump. Check the rest at the NSFW Dirty Rotten Whore.

Shanie Love: Best WSHH cam hoo-er to date?

Don't be surprised if she turns up in the next Drake video.

How to get your video featured on this site

Step 1: Rip off something an aging hater such as myself would like, like the "Flava in Ya Ear" remix.

and

Step 2: Cast Sara Jay, who's becoming one of my favorite pr0n chicks, despite her various shortcomings.

It really is that simple.

If there's a problem with the video for "Over Here" by Mr. Mecca featuring Skyzoo, Sha Stimuli, A Pinks, and Torae (me neither), it's that the grotesque pr0n chick to bum-ass mixtape rapper ratio is all off. I could have used way more Sara Jay. In fact, I might have to seek some out elsewhere.

FACT: You can give yourself a Ph.D.

The "Rev." James David Manning, the guy who did those videos about how Obama is a pimp with a white mother, did it. His Doctor of Philosophy is from his own ATLAH Theological Seminary, which the world's most accurate encyclopedia makes it a point to note is an unaccredited educational institution.

I'd consider getting my own Ph.D. from ATLAH, but they probably don't have a program in Pr0n Research. Maybe I'll start my own school and give myself a Ph.D. It would help secure my status as the leading black public intellectual, in an age when people are beginning to doubt Henry Louis Gates, whom I already beat in that poll.

James David Manning was a guest on the Alex Jones show yesterday. Jones, in his introduction, read the bit about the dubious Ph.D. from Manning's Wikipedia entry, though he then pointed out that Wikipedia once spelled his name wrong and hence shouldn't be trusted. Hmm...

More fun facts about the Dr. Manning:

As a younger man, Manning burglarized homes, mostly on Long Island. He spent about three and a half years in prison in New York and Florida for burglary, robbery, larceny, criminal possession of a weapon, and other charges before his release in 1978. While in prison, he became a devout Christian.

Check his appearance on the Alex Jones show after the jump.

Feeling the Hate in Tel Aviv

Cue Abe Schwartz copping a plea in T minus 10, 9, 8...

Nas lost big time

Damn, little homey:

Kelis just hit the jackpot in court today -- a judge awarded her a ton of money in her bitter divorce battle with estranged hubby Nas.

A judge decided Nas has to pay Kelis $55,000 a month in combined spousal and child support plus the mortgage on their L.A. residence.

Nas also has to pay Kelis -- who gave birth last night to the couple's only child -- for the baby nurse, prenatal expenses and medical insurance.

The rapper also has to pay $35,000 to his worst nightmare -- Kelis' lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser.

Checkit: Kelis Hits Home Run in Court [TMZ]