FACT: You can give yourself a Ph.D.

The "Rev." James David Manning, the guy who did those videos about how Obama is a pimp with a white mother, did it. His Doctor of Philosophy is from his own ATLAH Theological Seminary, which the world's most accurate encyclopedia makes it a point to note is an unaccredited educational institution.

I'd consider getting my own Ph.D. from ATLAH, but they probably don't have a program in Pr0n Research. Maybe I'll start my own school and give myself a Ph.D. It would help secure my status as the leading black public intellectual, in an age when people are beginning to doubt Henry Louis Gates, whom I already beat in that poll.

James David Manning was a guest on the Alex Jones show yesterday. Jones, in his introduction, read the bit about the dubious Ph.D. from Manning's Wikipedia entry, though he then pointed out that Wikipedia once spelled his name wrong and hence shouldn't be trusted. Hmm...

More fun facts about the Dr. Manning:

As a younger man, Manning burglarized homes, mostly on Long Island. He spent about three and a half years in prison in New York and Florida for burglary, robbery, larceny, criminal possession of a weapon, and other charges before his release in 1978. While in prison, he became a devout Christian.

Check his appearance on the Alex Jones show after the jump.