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Video: Lil' Scrappy "Don't Stop" (NSFW)

It seemed like for a while there uncut videos were more popular than ever, even though BET Uncut got canceled. Maybe it's because sites like World Star made it easier to catch them; you didn't have to stay up late at night, watching motherfucking BET, which you can't even get everywhere. (That town I lived in with the all you can eat KFC? No BET. Go figure.)

You don't really see uncut videos as often these days. The front page of World Star is as filthy as ever, but it's mostly just girls you wouldn't even want to bang, unless you just haven't seen very much of the world, in their living rooms dancing around in their underwear.

Speaking of girls you might not want to look at, after the jump is the video for Lil' Scrappy's "Don't Stop," his flip of Luke's "Pop That Pussy," or whatever it's called.

Katy Perry in Complex

This is the kind of shit I'd suggest to XXL, but I think they're committed to appealing to people either in jail or on their way there.

Checkit: Katy Perry: Dark Angel [Complex]

Fake Shore Drive has its own mixtape

I've often thought about putting out my own mixtape. I've even had DJs approach me about working together on a mixtape. It's just that a) I'm lazy as shit (perhaps you've noticed), b) I fucking can't stand mixtapes anyway, and c) I'm not even sure if I could talk 20 or so rappers into appearing on a Bol mixtape. Or at least not 20 rappers anyone ever heard of. I could probably finagle exclusives from guys like Rox One, Jimmy Valentime, and maybe some of the guys who were sorry enough to actually shout me out on a record, in hopes that I might post it, but what purpose would that serve? Roffle.

Speaking of 20 rappers most people never heard of, Fake Shore Drive just released its own mixtape. It was put together by a guy named Timbuck2, and it's hosted by the Cool Kids. It's got some young black kid on the cover, even though I happen to know for a fact that the guy who runs Fake Shore Drive looks like Anthony Michael Hall during his early '90s stint as a VJ on MTV, except maybe a bit less cut. I kid, I kid. No but really...

Checkit: Mixtape: FSD x Timbuck2 x The Cool Kids - The Fake Shore Drive Mixtape [Fake Shore Drive]

The Last Rapper

Shots fired at Charles Hamilton, Asher Roth, Kid Cudi, Wale, and Double-O.

Charles Hamilton on the Friday Night Live Show

Topics discussed include getting cold cocked by his crazy girlfriend, the new Eminem album, beta male rap, his beef with Rhymefest, and blogging.

Charles Hamilton on this blog:

Much respect to Crawford. He's a shock blogger. Let's keep it real. And that's cool, but when your blog has a lot of traffic, your shock blogging can turn into someone else's gospel, and that's not a good thing at all. Like, there's a lot of websites I don't visit because of the poison that you read. You know what I mean? And at the same time, I'm the same dude that goes to whitehouse.gov and gets my read on there. Like, it's all about reading and bettering yourself, you know?

What's that supposed to mean?

Checkit: Charles Hamilton on the Friday Night Live Show [zSHARE]

Related: Charles Hamilton won [XXL]

Charles Hamilton hit by a girl

Is it alright to hit a girl, if you know there's gonna be a video of her cold cocking you on World Star?

In the video after the jump, Charles Hamilton is having a freestyle battle with this girl, and she just up and punches him in the jaw. The magic happens right at about 2:25, but it's worth watching the entire thing just to see it in its proper context.

The girl reads this poem she wrote about how she's through with him, because she had to spend too much time waiting for him at the airport. Then he launches into one of his signature barely rap freestyles about how he hit that, but he wore a rubber. Otherwise, he might have to pull a Maino. Then, bam!

She must have been mad cuz he was styling on her.

We are the champions, my friend (nullus)

I might reserved judgment on this new Cage album until I find a better quality copy, or I might just fly off half cocked like I always do. We'll see. In the meantime, check out this song he did about fat people. It's fucking hilarious.

"This is nothing to kick dirt on. If you're thin you get your flirt on. When you're fat, you make love with your shirt on."

Checkit: Cage "Fat Kids Need an Anthem" [zSHARE]

That crazy woman from the comments section

I might need to consult with Toure for tips on how to seal the deal.

Bald headed girl for me

Word on the street is that Kanye West's white bald headed bisexual girlfriend Amber Rose is back on the market. I might need to holler. You know I like my girls with hair. The more, the merrier. But damn it if she doesn't look like she might be good for a boink.

I wonder if Kanye ever hit that, or if they just dressed up in each other's clothes and went to events, so people would think he was straight. He's usually so forthcoming with these things. He needs to have the Canadian fellow who updates his blog go into detail about the nature of their relationship.

Also, it'll be interesting to see what Kanye ends up with next. Probably another white chick, right? He kinda priced himself out of the market for black chicks with that one broad he was about to marry. And you know he's been obsessed with white chicks anyway. Remember his suitcase of interracial pr0n?

Amber Rose may have been his attempt to gradually wean himself off black chicks - like Rihanna banging Wilmer Valderrama after Chris Brown put his shoe on her. Don't be surprised if he ends up with a full-on white chick - thin waist, long hair and all, like that broad who was blogging about her special relationship with Russell Simmons.

I read about Amber and Kanye on Vlad TV's new blog. They claim she was cheating on him with Cassidy, of all people. But their source was Teh Gyant, formerly of SOHH, so who knows whether there's any truth to that. I checked Teh Gyant's new site just now, and now he's saying Kanye dropped Amber prior to her getting with Cassidy. Hmm...

Checkit: Kanye dumps Amber Rose [Vlad TV]

Toure: A beast in the sack (no fishsticks)

Saw this, wasn't sure what to make of it, but figured it ought to be preserved for posterity.