My new theme music

It's called "Anonymous Man (Mind of a Blogger)," it's by Illnature (me neither), and it's pretty much the story of my life, in a nutshell.

"I watch Internet porn, and beat my dick. Then I hop on these blogs and critique your shit. I'm a coward, go to jail I'll be tossing salads. Talk shit about y'all cuz I ain't got no talent!"

Hilarious shit. Though I should point out that Chamillionaire had the same idea a long time ago...

Checkit: Illnature "Anonymous Man (Mind of a Blogger)" [zSHARE via Fake Shore Drive]