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Jiverly Wong: Jilted by a gold digger

Buried in this story in the New York Times is the real reason Jiverly Wong killed all of those people. You know, other than the fact that his Christian name was Jiverly.

They talked to this guy Son Quach (no, really) who used to work with Jiverly and who saw him at the gym playing racquetball the other day, before he went and killed all of those people.

Mr. Quach said he worked with Mr. Wong at I.B.M. in Endicott about seven or eight years ago taking apart computers. When they saw each other at the gym that week, Mr. Wong told him that he had moved to California because he could earn more money there, as a truck driver, and that he had a girlfriend. “He said after he got laid off she say, ‘Bye-bye,’ ” Mr. Quach said. “I said, ‘Maybe she loves your money.’ He smiled.”

We joke, but the government should seriously consider doing something about all of these lonely (er, ronery) chinaman. Maybe instead of trying to teach them English, which obviously didn't help this guy, we could get them some hoo-ers to make sweet passionate love to.

I'd suggest getting them some pr0n, like I have, but something tells me both Jiverly and that guy who killed all of those people at Virginia Tech had plenty of access to pr0n.

Checkit: Before Killings, Hints of Plans and Grievance [New York Times]