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Help make Bol's weekend

You guys know I hate to work bother you on a Friday afternoon, so I'm gonna keep this brief.

I was on Twitter just now, venting about a problem I've had with NBC's To Catch a Predator for a while now, and I saw where Kenny Powers, the fictional(?) character from HBO's Eastbound & Down was talking about how, if enough people follow this girl on Twitter, she's gonna show us her tits.

I thought it might have been a joke, since Kenny Powers, much like Pimp C, has been known to talk about his dick, and since I couldn't see HBO promoting random-ass broads showing their cans on Twitter. For all we know, she might not even be 18. Her Twitter handle is @amikan1983, but this could just be a ruse by Chris Hansen, in retaliation for coming to the defense of some of the poor bastards who've been featured on his show.

As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and make this clear: I'm encouraging my readers to follow Adrienne Mikan under the assumption that she really is getting into her late 20s. (Why else would she be so hard up for attention?) I consulted the Google, and I see she may have graduated from some shit called Kaplan University in 2008. Which wouldn't necessarily reflect very well on her intelligence, but it does mean she's probably an adult. Also, perhaps more importantly, she doesn't seem to be using the fat girl angle shot. Or at least not as much as Meghan McCain.

She says that if she gets to 200 followers by midnight, she'll show us her left boob, and if she gets to 500, she'll show us the right one as well, but not both. I took this to mean that something must be wrong with her right boob, and while she might get to 200 followers, there's no way a woman like her could get 500 people to follow her on Twitter. So far, she's only picked up three new followers - probably myself, Kenny Powers, and $habooty. Well, I've got somewhere in the neighborhood of 2500 followers on Twitter, and I'm gonna have to encourage all of you to follow this broad. If you aren't on Twitter, sign up and follow her. Consider it a gift to yours truly. It's not like I charge you anything to bask in my excellence.