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Buffie the Body: The new Superhead?

I'm usually down on the idea of these Superhead books, where some slore goes and fucks a bunch of rappers and then writes a book about it.

Superhead herself has published several of them now, Nas and Mos Def's babies' mothers have written them, then there was the editor of the Source who blew Nas and Fiddy Cent and lord knows who else. And I guess Rawse's baby's mother's book would fall into that category as well, though there's some confusion as to whether or not it will actually be released. Fiddy may have just told her that to get her to be in that video.

The reason I usually don't like these books is that I don't like the idea of some jumpoff blowing a bunch of guys and then writing about it in a book, where their real wives and girlfriends might read it. If women like Superhead and the rest of these tramps want to get rich from sucking dicks, they should do it the old fashioned way and start charging for it.

But when I saw the cover of this new book by Buffie the Body, I thought to myself, "Hey, Buffie the Body went and fucks some guys, and now she's gonna write a book about it!" I wasn't nearly as upset as I have been in the past.

Part of it may have been that it's been that it's getting to be that time of the afternoon, and I like the idea that the guys are at least getting something out of this deal. As much time as I spend denigrating black women who suffer from tank ass syndrome, i.e. most of them, I've wanted to bang a broad like Buffie the Body for a while now, preferably from behind. Just to see what it's like. But I couldn't see myself carrying on a meaninful relationship with a woman who wasn't built like a bean pole. I'm sick like that. I need help.

But part of it's that you'd have to think that Buffie actually had to... shall we say, conduct some research in the field before she sat down to write this book. (Er, paid someone to write it for her.) It's not like she saw Superhead make millions of dollars from her book, and she just so happens to have once blown Nas.

(Sidebar: Nas needs to go on Stern, just so we can see how many famous women have shined his knob. We already know of Carmen Bryan, the girl from the Source, and Ashley Dupre. I bet there's way more than that.)

The only guys I know Buffie the Body to have been with are Gucci Mane, and my old friend Kay Slay, aka Father Time, and who gives a fuck about either of them? If Buffie the Body expects to sell any books, she better have gone out and gotten some real names under her belt. In fact, if the book isn't already done, and if she's willing to expand her search into the world of journalists/public intellectuals, I wouldn't mind being mentioned.

Speaking of which, if hoes can get a book deal off of blowing Kay Slay, I might need to holler at Ashley Logan about writing her tell all. I'd even be willing to gloss over the part about the herpes, for the right price...