My hairline > this ninja's hairline

Seriously, my shit's not even that bad. It's more thin than it is bald at any given point.

Never mind what the Internet Soldiers are talking about. They're just mad that the new Joe Budden album is on a fake label for people who can't even get signed to Koch, and that it has the most obnoxious production of any album since the first Lupe Fiasco.

This guy from Kris Kross, on the other hand...

I guess he made the mistake of going to the park to cop some drugs without getting his combover game right. Lots of kids were there, but it's not like anyone under the age of like 25 would know from Kris Kross. They're making a movie out of the third season of the Real World, fer chrissakes.

One of the girl's from Concrete Loop must have been there and took some pictures, which has lead to speculation that he might have cancer. I think he did have cancer back in the '90s. That's why he was bald on the second, or was it the third album?

I'm not gonna lie - I had the first Kris Kross album on cassette. But by the time the second one came out, a 12 year-old Bol was far too grown for that sort of thing. Then it must have been the third album, when he was rocking the chemo patient look.

In a video after the jump, put together by some sub-Concrete Loop "urban entertainment site," he sets the record straight. Turns out he suffers from alopecia. As I recall, that's why 2Pac cut all of his hair off. If only he'd had the ball(s) to let it grow wild like this guy.