Pr0n at the library: Yes we can

Man tip: If you live in Chicago, and you can't afford to keep your Internets on all the time, there's a library downtown where you're allowed to look at pr0n. They actually seem pretty much cool with it.

When some ignorarnt slut from the local news there asked the librarian at this library whether or not people should be allowed to look at pr0n on the computers, she was like, "Woman, don't you know we have the right to free speech in this country?"

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It just goes to show, not all women are willing to subjugate a man's rights to a woman's ego - just the vast majority of them. She even looked kinda hot, for a 70 year-old woman. You can tell she's one of those librarians that's got an inner freak just beneath the surface.

The couple who are trying to get this shut down, pictured above, supposedly do volunteer work with the homeless, which occasionally brings them to the library. But now they don't go anymore, because there's too much pr0n going on. The guy estimates it's on one fourth of the computers.

The fucked up thing about it is, as they were interviewed for this news segment, in their yuppie loft downtown, the guy's actually sitting there using a laptop. And not just any laptop, a Mac - the kind of laptop preferred by teh ghey guys and rich people. Hmm...

If they're so adamant about helping the homeless, how come they can't let the bums use his laptop? You can get wifi access throughout the library, right?

There's also an entirely separate computer lab where you're supposed to go if you're a kid. So anyone underage accidentally seeing pr0n isn't even an issue. In the news segment below, a kid walks by some bums stroking it to Internets pr0n. But as the librarian points out, that's the kid's parents' fault.

A possible solution: Why not just make the adult computer lab a dedicated pr0n computer lab? Then the adults who don't want to see any pr0n can go downstairs with the kids. Where they belong.

Previously: Libraries shouldn't have special computer labs where bums can stroke it

And check the news segment for yourself after the jump, courtesy of, where else, World Star Hip Hop.