I got my Wii back

Well, Kinda
As a matter of follow-up to my special Christmas Eve post, I just thought I'd point out that my little brother did get me another Wii. Nullus.

He brought it over to my parents' house on Christmas and tried to give it to me as if it was a present. Which almost caused me to put my shoe on him. Fortunately for him, he also got me a Sirius satellite radio.

I haven't had it set up yet, but it's only a matter of time before I'm cranking Howard Stern in the van. My bad, Melissa Perfect Calmness. Hopefully, this won't cause too much of a snag in our relationship. Also, I'm not gonna lie, I went especially hard on the food and alcohol over the holday. I'm definitely not in my peak physical form.

Finally, I know some people were wondering how my little brother could accidentally ingest dog shit. Well, from what I understand, his dog was locked in a cage all day and got the shits. It shit enough that shit rose up over the edge of the cage and onto the floor. Also, the dog's fur was covered in shit. My mom thinks my little brother might have accidentally ingested some shit while cleaning this up. But my little brother thinks he might have caught something from one of the kids at his job. The official diagnosis was colitis - an inflammation of the colon.