Bachelor Cooking 101 With Aria Giovanni - Omelette

The aged and yet still magnificent Aria Giovanni is back with another episode of Bachelor Cooking 101.

The dress is a little less skimpy this week, but the recipe is a bit more ambitious. It doesn't look like it turned out very well, though. What the fuck kind of Omelet is that?

The only thing that would suck about getting with a broad like Aria Giovanni (the only thing) is that you'd probably have to do all of the cooking, i.e. ordering the carry out. You'd think with a name like Aria Giovanni she'd be able to cook these incredible Italian dishes. But I happen to know a lot of these pr0n actresses are really hispanic women passing as white.

Anyhoo, props to Hollywood Tuna, the site that produces these videos. They really are providing an incredible service.