Is McCain trying to have Obama killed?

Barack Obama might want to watch out. In the past few weeks, John McCain's supporters have gotten about as rabid as I've ever seen white people. Even more so than when the verdict was announced in the OJ Trial.

I'm sure you fruits have already seen the clip on TV where Sarah Palin was trying to suggest that Obama is a terrorist because he used to run with William Ayers, founder of the Weather Underground, and someone shouted out, "Kill him!"

Or the clip where, again, Palin was talking about how Obama supposedly said some shit about the troops, probably about how they're over there killing kids, just like McCain used to, and someone shouted out, "Treason!"

I'd have to check, but I'm pretty sure I remember learning in eighth grade social studies that treason is punishable by death. Coincidence?

From what I understand, the Secret Service investigated the incident where someone yelled, "Kill him!" but they never did find the guy, and they concluded that he didn't pose much of a threat anyway.

Oh, really?

Because something tells me there's no way I could show up to an Obama rally, and, when he mentioned something about Sarah Palin, shout out, "Someone bust a cap in that ignorant beeyotch, before she ends up president!" My ass would be all over TV getting tackled by Secret Service.

If I was Barack Obama, I'd seriously consider bringing in some of my own security, in addition to the Secret Service, if that's the best they can do. Only thing is, the main black group I can think of that does that sort of thing is the Fruit of Islam. And obviously that's gonna be out of the question!

People might start to think Obama is a secret Muslim. Which, as jimbrah izrael pointed out the other day, is almost certainly the real reason they keep bringing up this guy Ayers, Obama's terrorist friend. Not to mention having their surrogates refer to Obama using his unfortunate middle name.

The real question is, what is their overall aim in doing this? Do they think they can convince enough people that Obama is an Islamic Manchurian candidate that they can actually win, despite how fucked the fuck up the economy is? Or are they trying to inspire some nutjob to assassinate Obama?

I wouldn't be surprised if it's the latter.

Just now, I stumbled upon this video where this guy interviews people who just came from a Sarah Palin rally. And whatever it was she said to these people, she had these motherfuckers foaming at the mouth, talking about how Obama might be a terrorist, and all kinds of crazy shit.

The only thing I can think is maybe there were some reasonable people at this rally, and this guy only edited together the craziest of the bunch, like people say Michael Moore does. But I don't even buy that argument for Michael Moore movies, let alone some random-ass guy on YouTube. This probably really did happen.

There's this one woman in particular who, I'm not gonna lie, gave me a semi. She wasn't actually all that attractive, but she looked crazier than a mofo, and something tells me she might be a beast in the sack. Especially the part towards the end, where she starts talking about how she's done more community organizing this week than Obama has done in his entire life.

I think what happened was, she got a little bit pissed, because the guy made her look like an idiot. Earlier on in the clip, she was talking about how Obama was developing ACORN four years ago. Which is not actually true in the least bit, but I thought maybe she might have done some reading up on how giving home loans to black people lead to this current financial crisis.

But come to find out, she didn't have any idea what she was talking about. The guy asked her when was the first time she ever heard of ACORN, and she was like, "Um, today." She might have needed to spend a bit more time studying whatever pamphlet they'd given her about how black people somehow managed to sink the entire global financial system.

Or was there such a pamphlet? At any rate, these people have somehow gotten it into their heads that the current financial crisis is due to "community organizing," and that Barack Obama might be bin Laden's cousin, and god knows what else. And if they actually believe that shit, who knows what they might do.