Half a decade of dominance

Give it up for failure, everyone.

It was this time five years ago, during my "victory lap" in college, when I began this site.

I should give a speech, but I've never been good at that sort of thing. Plus, you guys know I'm lazy like that. That's probably why I'm still here in the first place, rather than out working a job that pays a living wage, and making love to a series of beautiful women.

Shout outs to everyone who contributed to my success, so to speak.