Who won the first debate?

I'm gonna keep this brief, because I'm several beers in at this point, and I'm not a very good typist even when I'm sober.

First of all, I didn't see a very clear winner in tonight''s debate. McCain kept driving home the point that Obama doesn't know what he's talking about re: foreign policy, even though it's obvious McCain doesn't know shit about shit. If Obama had more balls, he would have run away with this thing.

More importantly, after the jump is a video of what supposedly Sarah Palin in a bathing suit, from her beauty pageant days. Admit it, this video, grainy though it may be, gave you a semi. But you've got to be pretty concerned about the fact that this woman could be president, regardless of what side of the aisle you're on.