Sarah Palin > Michelle Obama
According to Last Week's Poll
It's an idea so brilliant I'm surprised it's taken someone this long to come up with it: Instead of the usual crotchety old cracka-ass crackas, why not just pick some smokin' hot white chick to be VP?
It's not like the vice president does anything anyway. (The Senate can't preside over itself?) And you know how obsessed this country is with white women, all the way from the days of Birth of a Nation, right on up to the days of High School Musical. This country loves it some white women.
And who can blame it?
I'm halfway tempted to vote for John McCain myself, on the outside chance that he dies in office and we get to have Pr0n Secretary as president. Sure, the world would fall to shit in pretty short order. But the world's gonna come to an end anyway. We might as well have a woman that could be in pr0n at the helm.
Fortunately, we're in luck this year, in that, regardless of which one of the candidates from this country's two corporate parties ends up winning the election, there's gonna be a definite upgrade on the level of pussy in the White House.
If Obama wins, that means Michelle Obama is gonna be first lady. And even Michael Eric Dyson couldn't help but point out, in his analysis of Barack Obama's acceptance speech at the DNC, that Michell Obama has an incredible ass. (No, really.)
Last week's poll had to do with who you'd rather bang, Sarah Palin or Michelle Obama. Check the results.
Which would you rather bang?
- Sarah Palin (68.5%)
- Michelle Obama (31.5%)
Total Votes: 750
Perhaps unsurprisingly, Sarah Palin ran away with this one, with damn near 70% of the vote.
What I did find somewhat surprising is that this was one of the most popular polls on this site in ages, perhaps evar. Even more people voted in this poll than in the one I ran the week Tha Carter III came out. Clearly, this is an issue that's been on a lot of people's minds lately.
I should point out though that Sarah Palin was winning by an even larger margin earlier in the week, and you have to wonder if her success in this poll might have had to do with the sheer level of media hype in the past week or so with regard to her selection and her speech at the RNC.
She probably still would have won regardless, but I wonder if she would have won by such a wide margin if I'd ran the poll, say, a year ago.
