Oral Sex > Cheese
According to Last Week's Poll
Unless you belong to some sort of awful religion that doesn't allow you to eat cheese (are Muslims allowed to eat cheese?), I think we can agree that cheese is awesome.
But just how awesome is it? More awesome than having a broad take your johnson in her mouth until the poison comes out?
Last week's poll had to do with which one you'd choose, if you had to give up one or the other for the rest of your life, oral sex or cheese. Check the results.
If you had to give up one or the other, for life, which would you choose?
- Cheese (68.9%)
- Oral Sex (31.1%)
I know I probably say this a lot, but I can honestly say I'm shocked at these results. I can't believe that many people - over two thirds of this site's readership - would be willing to give up a lifetime of cheese just for oral sex.
I mean, I could see if it was a choice between having a functioning rod, and being able to eat cheese. At the end of the day, a man's gonna need to take care of what a man needs to take care of. But in this case, you'd still be able to shove your meat pretty much anywhere other than a broad's mouth.
The only thing I can think is that this site must have a higher percentage of chinaman in its readership than I thought. I know the Chinese can't have dairy products anyway, because they're not normal like the rest of us, and their men are especially lonely. (Or as they'd say, ronery.) They'd probably give up pretty much anything just to have a girl look at them a certain way.
