I called this one from the curb

When I heard, the other day, that Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol was pregnant, I figured the father might be a black kid. White chicks with a body like hers will often end up knocked up by a black guy.

As it turns out, I may have been right.

Bol, a week ago today:

I'm sure the Republicans will trot out some teenage Jonas brother type to pretend to be the baby's father. But what if the baby is born and it's obviously half black? Is there even a way to test for race at this point in the pregnancy?

Gawker, just now:

Today in Sarah Palin news! This nice young man has gone to the YouTube to announce something very important: he is actually the father of Alaska governor Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin's little fetus. [...] Oh, you might notice something about Kevin, as you watch this. There is something about him that makes him seem a little different from, say, reported father Levi Johnston. See if you can spot what it is!

Hmm...

You have to wonder if this is real, or if this is a buncha bullshit. Like that guy who used to go on World Star Hip Hop talking about how he was the guy who killed Stack Bundles and threatening to kill Wendy Williams.

I never got around to mentioning it at the time, but I heard that guy got arrested for claiming he put poison in jars of baby food. Which of course struck me as hilarious, given all of the shit he's said he's done or will do to black celebrities.

It just goes to show where these TIs' priorities lie.

Checkit: Meet The 'Real' 'Father' of Bristol Palin's Holy Baby [Gawker]

And check this kid's video for yourself after the jump.