Help kill Bristol Palin's baby

Finally, a charity I'd support!

The comedian Doug Stanhope has set up a charity where you can donate money, via PayPal, to help pay for Bristol Palin's abortion.

He's also gonna give her $25,000 of his own money, if she decides to go through with it.

In a message on the donation site he's set up, he writes:

Rather than sit back and impotently bemoan Bristol's tragic, lonely circumstance, it is time for us - the silent majority - to unite behind this poor, imprisoned woman and save her from both a tyrannical household as well as the horrible nightmare of a forced childbirth.

He goes on to talk about how he was once in a similar situation himself, which I know he's mentioned before in his act, and how he got the girl to go through with the abortion (bonus!), which is why he's got $25,000 to throw away today.

In a post on his blog, it says that, if Bristol doesn't decide to take him up on his offer, he's gonna give any money donated to this charity that helps girls that can't afford the $300, or whatever it costs to get an abortion. Which, I'd say, are definitely the kind of girls who need to be getting an abortion.

It doesn't say whether or not he's also gonna donate the 25 grand. Which I took to mean he isn't. I can't say him blame him though. If I spend $25,000 on abortions, I wanna make sure each one of those babies getting killed is my own.

Checkit: Saving Bristol (via @chartreuseb)