Don't fuck with Pr0n Secretary

The word is now out: Fuck with Sarah Palin at your own risk.

Yesterday, Barack Obama made the mistake of saying that John McCain claiming that his administration is gonna be any different from the past eight years is like putting lipstick on a pig and claiming it's no longer a pig, knowing good and well that Sarah Palin had referred to herself in her convention speech as being like a pitbull with lipstick on.

By the end of the day, the McCain campaign had an attack ad out going at Barack Obama for calling Sarah Palin a pig. Already, today is the being called the worst day of the Obama campaign so far, by people who, presumably, aren't as drunk as often as I am.

(Note: I haven't even seen the McCain attack ad yet, even though I'm pretty sure I was on the Internets last night reading up on rock music white people don't even like and putting together that Cornholio post. Supposedly, CBS had it pulled because it contained unauthorized footage of motherfucking Katie Couric.)

Wait. The fuck? Barack Obama isn't allowed to use the term lipstick anymore? What the fuck kind of bullshit is that? As numerous people have pointed out today, McCain himself has used the very same expression on a number of occasions.

It just goes to show how protective these cracka-ass crackas are gonna be of Sarah Palin.

I was wondering, when she was announced that she was McCain's VP, how long it was gonna take for Obama to have her ass back home with her retarded baby on some Thomas F. Eagleton-type shit. I mean, I could run down the litany of opportunities for attack with this woman, but you already know.

I suppose I should have known nothing of the sort was about to happen. Not only does Barack Obama lack the balls to go there, but how is he even gonna debate her on the issues, if this is the kind of shit that's gonna erupt?