You know what? Fuck Facebook

Installing shady software on people's computers to record their purchases so they can announce it to everyone you know is one thing.

I could care less whether or not people know I bought, say, some fat guy pants or some pr0n.

But making fun of people based on their age and their relationship status, as they've done to me in the ad above, found on my Facebook profile the other day (click to enlarge, nullus), that's just wrong.

Or is that what's going on here? I wonder if these ads are designed to detect your age and your relationship status and mock you accordingly, or if I just so happened to fit into the sweet spot for... um, sorriness.

Something else I've noticed: I've also been getting a lot of ads for BBW dating sites, and I'm wondering if that's because I'm black.

I remember one of the first times I saw one of them. I was like, "Damn, the broad in this ad has some sizable cans!" But then I looked closer, and come to find out it was just a fat chick (how often does this happen), and that it was an ad for some dating site full of fat white chicks, i.e. like an Internets version of South St. Louis County.

Don't let me find out there's some skeevy race and sex shit going behind the scenes at Facebook. I might have two lawsuits on my hand: One for the emotional distress caused by reminding me that I don't have anywhere to deposit my load other than an old gym sock (which I might need come laundry day), and one for discriminating against me based on my race.

Or maybe they'd just settle and let me fuck one of those fat chicks.