Update: Kim Osorio did blow 50 Cent

According to 50 Cent, it was what set her on the road to the riches.

The following bit supposedly comes from Fiddy's social network, ThisIsFiddy. But you gotta be signed up to read that shit, and I wasn't about to extend that level of effort. It sounds like something Fiddy would say though.

Industry Asshole says when he recently asked 50 if it was true, his response was:

"I messed with Kim a while ago, she licked on my balls before the deal...when they weren't worth much. She licked my balls once and now shes a star. I got some advice for all aspiring women journalists, it may not make the best sellers list, but lick my balls and you are on the road to the riches!!" (via)

Roffle.

For any aspiring young female hip-hop journalists reading this... I'm no 50 Cent, but I'm sure there's plenty of people on the Internets who'd be interested in hearing about how you licked my balls.

It's been shown over the years, people are mad interested in my life, even more so than the shit I write about. Or is that just because my readership lacks the ability to conduct an argument that isn't ad hominem?

At any rate, you know where I can be contacted.

Also, finally, one of the guys in the office at XXL already read the book and says she hit both Nas and Fiddy, but that the timeline didn't necessarily match up for Fiddy to have stolen her from Nas. As if.

Previously: Did Kim Osorio blow 50 Cent?