Morgan Freeman, seriously, wtf?

How come no one told me Morgan Freeman was riding around with some white pussy when he got into a car wreck this weekend?

What's more, this woman is supposedly a close friend of his older, black (albeit lightskinted) wife.

I'm just now beginning the process of getting caught up on shit that happened when I was out of town last week, so you fruits are gonna have to forgive me. This could be common knowledge, for all I know.

When I read about this shit yesterday, I figured it was a guy Morgan Freeman was riding around with. His passenger had a name that didn't strike me as being particularly commonplace, and was described as being a 42 year-old from around those parts. So I figured it might have been one of his kids from before he found success as America's lovable black grandpa figure.

The math seemed to work out.

That would have also seemed to explain why in the fuck Morgan Freeman was riding around Mississippi in a 1997 Nissan Maxima. Lord knows I understand downward mobility. Maybe in a few years I can get my own 1997 Nissan Maxima. I heard those bad boys had pretty good pick-up, especially if you got one with a manual.

It turns out though, Morgan Freeman might have been down there getting some stank on his hanglow.

Here's how TMZ describes the passenger in the car with him when he flipped it the fuck over:

48-year-old Meyer is from Memphis, works as an executive assistant at Fed-Ex and is an avid gardener. One source tells us that Meyer is a very close friend of Morgan’s wife Myrna and is often seen at their house for get-togethers.

Granted the fact that he had one of his wife's 48 year-old white girlfriends in the car with him doesn't necessarily mean anything. Maybe she needed someone to drive her in her Nissan Maxima to somewhere in Mississippi, and the only person who happened to be free that weekend was Morgan Freeman - this despite the fact that he's got two uber blockbusters, Wanted and The Dark Knight, in theaters this summer.

I could almost see that. The lonely black chicks who read Sandra Rose? Not so much. Just now, one of them dug up a story from the Denver Post from about a month ago about how Morgan Freeman's wife had been consulting a divorce attorney, because she'd found out the actor had been banging one of her friends.

Damn.

I guess my question is: If you're Morgan Freeman, one of the most successful actors evar, how come you can't find any better stank than your wife's 48 year-old friend who works for Fed Ex? Maybe, after 20 some-odd years of marriage, he just hated his wife that much, and this was his way of getting back at her.

One thing Morgan Freeman might not have considered: In the one picture I saw of her, Morgan Freeman's wife looked like she might have been Creole or something. Maybe she found out what happened and put some sort of hex on the two of them.

Checkit: Denver Post: Morgan Freeman’s Wife Consulted a Divorce Attorney [Sandra Rose]