Rhymefest is clearly upset

What is it with these rappers from Chicago and threatening acts of physical violence against people? It seems like, any time they have a problem with something, it's, "Fuck you motherfucker, don't make me break my foot off in your ass!"

I'd run down the litany of instances in which I've been told, more or less, just that, but I'm sure a lot of you already know. And maybe the rest of you can consult Google. (Who am I kidding? You assholes will never have any idea of what I'm talking about.)

The latest such incident involves Rhymefest, who apparently had his supposedly forthcoming album, El Che, stolen from an iPod he left lying around somewhere. Some guy named Prometheus claims to have stolen it and is threatening to leak it to the Internets.

Which could fuck up Rhymefest's career even more than it is, if that's possible.

Today, Rhymefest released a statement to the Chicago hip-hop blog Fake Shore Drive, in which, you guessed it, he threatens to punch a nigga in his face. He's just gotta find out which dreaded n-word is behind this.

Here's a bit from that statement:

Yo this is Fest, I just got to Belfast Ireland and logged on to see all this shit thats going down. Yall niggaz just don't fuckin know. I feel like my life is flashin infront of my fuckin eyes right now.
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…Further more, yall niggaz who up there dissen me, GET A FUCKIN LIFE! Nigga, I help more people then you could ever know, probably somebody in yo fuckin family for all you know. I provide for my kids and always rep THE CHI. You ain't gotta like my shit, but gotdammit you will respect me as a man. Cuz at the end of the day I ain't no soft ass conscious rapper that won't punch a nigga in the face.
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I make music cuz I love it. I make money without sellin my soul cuz I know how. Whoever can't respect that can keep riding your favorite radio rappers dick until it fall off in yo faggot ass!

Yikes!

Seriously, whoever it was that stole Rhymefest's album, consider returning it to him or deleting it from your computer or something. Because if you don't, and if Rhymefest finds you, he's gonna beat the living shit out of you. That's how he solves his problems.

Checkit: Rhymefest Responds to Album Leak [Fake Shore Drive]