Light skinted broads are where it's at
According to Last Week's Poll
I should have mentioned the other, when I said I was going out of town this weekend, that I was gonna spend most of the day today traveling. My bad if you spent all day to day hitting the refresh button on your laptop as if it was your wife.
Speaking of women, last week's poll had to do with the various shades of black women's skin. In light of Yung Berg announcing that he's bringing the paper bag test back as if it was the McRib I figured it would be interesting to see which shade of black woman most people prefer.
Check the results:
Most attractive black women?
- Is this a trick question? (41.7%)
- Light skinted (31.6%)
- Medium complected (19.4%)
- Dark skinted (7.4%)
Actually, "Is this a trick question?" won, receiving more votes than any other option. I'm not sure what the deal with that was. Were people upset that I went with this as a poll topic? Or did people mean to suggest that there is no such thing as an attractive black woman, because they're racist? I'm gonna hope it was the former.
Otherwise, I'd say the results worked out about how you'd expect them to, if you're the kind of person who watches a lot of rap videos. Light skinted broads came in first; then medium complected ones; then dark skinted girls brought up the rear, with their ugly black asses. Just kidding... I happen to be dark skinted myself, so I can joke like that. It's similar to how black people are allowed to drop the n-bomb.
As far as how I voted... I'm having a hard time remembering. Maybe I didn't bother. But I'm not gonna lie, I would have gone with light skinted. Not because I'm a racist and I think light is right or anything like that. It's just that sometimes you find a mixed race broad who seems to perfectly capture what's right about both white and black women (i.e. a black woman's ass with a white woman's attitude), and I just find that special. Sorry.
For what it's worth, sometimes mixed race broads just look weird to me. What I'm saying is, we need to celebrate diversity and get over our petty differences. At the end of the day, it's the vagina that's the most important thing on a woman.
