Khalil Amani is an AIDS-ridden DL brother

You try to do an old man a favor, and this is how he repays you. By making a bunch of fat jokes about you. You know I'm sensitive about that shit. That's why I eat so much in the first place. I swallow a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizza.

*consoles himself with a sandwich*

Now, where was I? Oh yeah, Khalil Amani.

In retrospect, I suppose I should have known he was... shall we say, less than stable... when I saw that he was a 48 year-old man blogging about gay rap music. Does anyone know this guy personally that would be willing to go on the record? I'd be willing to be there's some kind of weird sex crime in his past.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if spent a significant amount of time in the joint, where he was forced to have sex with guys. All of the signs are there:

He's 48 years old, and yet he's just now beginning his career as a writer.

His MySpace advertises a couple of books that look like the kind of shit niggas write in prison.

Elsewhere on his MySpace? Mad pictures of him hugged up with gay rappers - in some of them, he's wearing a shirt with a motherfucking rainbow on it.

What's gayer? That shirt with the rainbow on it, or that teh ghey-looking hat-and-pleather-jacket combo he sports in his main press photo? Or is it the expression on his face that makes it look so gay?

He runs down his list of straight bona fides as if he has to constantly. Who even keeps a list of reasons people should know he's straight?

Sigmund Freud, the father of modern psychoanalysis, would have a field day with his line about how he's had sex by accident.

Finally, he's obsessed with ass, as evidenced by his infamous poem, "Black Ass." (Note that there's no gender distinction in the title, or anywhere else in the poem.) The poem begins, "What is it about Black Ass that I love so much? Could it be the firmness of its stride?" Well, maybe it's the fact that he spent so much time fucking guys in the ass, in the joint, that pussy just isn't tight enough for him anymore.

Ladies, consider yourselves warned. There's a reason Khalil Amani only wants to fuck you in your ass, and it doesn't have anything to do with black pride. It's because going in that front entrance would be too much like having sex with a woman.