It's true, Rick Ross used to be a cop

Just so that people will stop emailing me, as if I don't have enough shit to catch up with, I'm gonna go ahead and point out that I weighed in on the fact that Rick Ross used to be cop, today at XXL.

If you're especially interested in that sort of thing, there's also posts there re: Rick Ross by Ron Mexico and Billy X. Sunday.

I don't really have a whole lot to add to my own post on the matter, other than that I wonder what effect, if any, this is really gonna have on Rawse's rap career. One of the first responses to my XXL post was something to the effect of, RIP Rick Ross' career in rap. Really? Did the people who bought Port of Miami and Trilla really think Rick Ross used to be a drug kingpin?

Newsflash: Dudes who are fat like that don't really have a whole lot of motivation to do anything other than eat. I should know. He probably did used to sell drugs, but he probably wasn't that successful at it. Most likely, you'd have to go over to his house, where he kept them in a back room. Then he'd try to get you to smoke weed with him, because he was lonely. And if you were a girl, he'd probably try to get you to have sex with him in exchange for weed.

And I'd be willing to bet that more women took him up on this offer than you'd think. I happen to know there's a lot of girls out there who fuck guys for weed - and who I'm sure would object to being referred to as a whore or a junkie or anything like that. I'm thinking about investing in a bag myself.

Checkit: Rowss, you lying sack of shit [XXL]