I found something at Borders

There's probably no way I can say this without coming off a little bit creepy, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it: Smooth magazine (one of these magazines with a lot of pictures of video hoes - like a downmarket version of King magazine) has stepped its game up when it comes to the breast size of its models.

I was in a Borders yesterday looking for magazines I might read on the way up to Chicago this weekend for Lollapalooza (word on the street is that Barack Obama and I are gonna be in the same building, so to speak), and I noticed there were two issues of Smooth on the rack. One was the regular magazine, and one must have been some sort of swimsuit issue.

Anyhoo, both of them had girls with ridonkulously large, presumably real boobs on the cover. In fact, they may have been the same broad. They both looked pretty similar, but both magazines had those plastic bags around them. So I couldn't investigate any further.

I know sometimes magazines will come in a plastic bag because there isn't anything particularly worth a shit on the inside, but the cover makes it look as if there might be. But I know sometimes magazines will come in a plastic bag because there's something mad filthy on the inside, and they don't want to run the risk of some kid walking by picking it up and having his life changed for the worse.

Seeing a woman that attractive at such a young age can ruin a man.

I was hoping this was gonna be the latter. And I even thought about just ripping the plastic off and taking a look, but I decided to refrain. Two years ago, it wouldn't even have been a question. But I figured it just wouldn't look right for a man of my status in the hip-hop blogosphere.

It's not like I don't have the $5.

I would've just bought a copy, but I was concerned that the actual stories in this damn thing might be the worst shit possible. And anyway, it's not like I can just whip out a copy of Smooth magazine on the bus. I could fuck around and end up having to register as a sex offender.

Fortunately, I was able to find the pictures of the girl on the cover of the actual magazine, Faren, on the Internets. I've posted them below for your viewing pleasure.

What do you fruits think? I wouldn't put this broad in the same league as the late, great Esther Baxter in the looks category. But her cans seem to be just as big, if not bigger, despite the fact that she seems to be carrying less body weight. Though obviously that's not gonna be an issue for some of you brothers!