Finally, Eliot Spitzer's hoo-er has a sex tape

The good news? Our long national nightmare is over. Eliot Spitzer's hoo-er has given up on her career as a singer and has finally gotten down to what she should have been doing all along: showing her pussy to the world via the Internets.

The bad news? She isn't actually fucking anyone. Yet. On the video, which you can - I suppose in theory - buy from TrashleyDupre.com, all she does is pleasure herself with a pink dildo. On the plus side, you do get a good look at her cans and her pussy, and they both look incredible.

Maybe not $4,000 incredible. But if money wasn't an option, I'd at least consider. Then I'd see if I couldn't find something similar at a more reasonable price, as a matter of principle.

I don't post pr0nography to this site, out of respect for women, but a site called Gone Hollywood has a brief, yet life-altering, preview of the tape.

Checkit: Ashley Dupre (Spitzer Prostitute) Sex Tape Released - Photos & Video [Gone Hollywood]

Previously: Eliot Spitzer's hoo-er... holy shit!