Obama finally puts Hillary in her place

Or did he?

So Barack Obama finally won enough delegates to become the Democratic Party's nominee.

I had to stop following this shit a while ago, because the drawn out primary was beginning to bore me, way before the actual election even began.

For a while now, it's been obvious that Barack Obama was gonna be the nominee. But then Hillary experienced somewhat of a resurgence late in the process, when a lot of white people and especially hispanics (yep) realized a motherfucking black guy was about to be the Democratic Party's nominee.

In fact, I read just now that Hillary still isn't gonna throw in the towel, even though Barack Obama is on TV talking about he won. She's claiming she won the popular vote, and more voters than anyone in any election evar, and how her supporters need to be respected.

Which I took to be a thinly veiled threat that if she isn't made his VP candidate, her base of racist cracka-ass crackas and bitter man-less feminists is gonna vote for John McCain.

Does this mean Obama is gonna select Hillary as his VP? I can't imagine he wouldd want to, and it'd be tough for me to watch, just as a guy. But you know how weak Obama is. Look at how he quit his church the other day. And how in the fuck is he gonna beat McCain, if not even all of the Democrats are gonna vote for him?

Checkit: Obama Claims Nomination; First Black Candidate to Lead a Major Party Ticket [New York Times]