It's a man's prerogative to change his mind

Speaking of updates to stories from last week, here's an update to that story the other day about the Brothel Bus, down in Florida, where you could cop blowskis and lapdances from hoo-ers for $40.

I know just the other day I was saying that, if that bus was parked on the street outside my house, there was probably no way I wouldn't eventually be tempted to get on, $40 in hand. But that was before I knew what these hoo-ers look like.

So I'm gonna have to take back what I said.

Most likely, I probably still would have gotten on, just because the windows are tinted, and the allure of getting a lapdance on a bus - which I'm sure is way cooler than getting a lapdance on a nasty-ass strip club sofa. But once I saw the quality of the hoo-ers on this bus, I would have gotten right back off.

Er, I'm hoping I would. What if this bus had some kind of funky lighting scheme, where you couldn't tell just how fucked up these hoo-ers look? I mean, I'm sure most of the broads I've copped lapdances from aren't nearly as fantastic in actual daylight as they are in a strip club.

And what if this bus had some kind of bullshit no refunds policy? Like, you paid your $40 bucks to get on, but if you decided you don't want a lapdance from any of these beasts, some tiny, muscular Chinese man will kick the living shit out of you. In that case, I'd probably have to man up and take my shitty lapdance.

The Smoking Gun, which is just fucking resourceful, has pictures of the hoo-ers.

Checkit: The Girls on the Bus [The Smoking Gun]