Free Morris Williams
I'm not saying this could have happened to me. I'm just saying.
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I'm not saying this could have happened to me. I'm just saying.
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This would be a good time to use the word "triflin".
Posted by: Mr. Alex | June 05, 2008 at 02:25 PM
That's a shame. (As Jerry Seinfeld would say)
Posted by: H-LO | June 05, 2008 at 02:46 PM
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere...or something.
See you got these dumb old folks that actually think the prince of Nigeria or whatever needs their bank account number and shit. We call these people victims ...and there's Dateline investigations. Meanwhile, an upstanding young brother just trying to get his casual sex on with a girl he has every reason to believe is of age is a sex offender. Ain't that a bitch?
America, what are you doing?
Posted by: Your Boy JuJu | June 05, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Ah, she looks about 10 in at least one of those pictures. Nobody's going to be "trapped by her lies" who wasn't extremely interested in being deceived in the first place.
Posted by: tps12 | June 05, 2008 at 02:52 PM
She's sent TWO guys to prison already?! She's a triflin (word to Mr. Alex) ass stank ass ho garglin nuts in her underage mouf. Bitch needs to be put down b4 she ruins anymore lives.
Posted by: likeadog | June 05, 2008 at 02:57 PM
Damn, you gots to be careful out there in the real. Them heinas will fock you up.
A man could lose his nighttime shift at Taco Bell over some shit like that.
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Posted by: NoMamesBuey | June 05, 2008 at 04:00 PM
She's got the face of a 13 year old boy and the body of a 21 year old nympho. No homo.
Posted by: Mr. Alex | June 05, 2008 at 04:21 PM
LOL @ THESE HORNY SAVAGE NIGGERS, THEY WILL FUCK EVERYTHING THAT WALKS. DISGUSTING, THESE NIGGERS BELONG IN JAIL!!!
Posted by: LOL @ HORNY NIGGERS | June 05, 2008 at 04:31 PM
Young bitches be out of control these days. This shit has got to stop. There should be a law that if you're old enough to talk shit like a woman you should be able to take dick like a woman. Real talk. Just today I was outside around 3pm, when the local high school was letting out, and some little tramp tried to follow me into my house. No bullshit...
Posted by: johnson | June 05, 2008 at 05:01 PM
I'm too player nowadays to be picking up girls on the internet. But back in the day when I talked to girls on yahoo, aol or whatever it was really obvious when girls were lying about there age within the first 2 minutes of talking to them. It'd be like...
PimpDogg22: Yo wassup girl. asl?
ShortyWap1982: 19f ny u?
PimpDogg22: why you lying girl? how old are you really?
ShortyWap1982: I'm 19 I swur.
PimpDogg22: nah for real though, how old are you?
ShortyWap1982: 19!!!
PimpDogg22: cut the shit bitch.
ShortyWap1982: 8 and a half.
PimpDogg22: Peace ho.
The sad shit is with dudes like this I really believe he thought he was fucking a 18 year old. But anyone with an IQ over 85 would have known better. So basically this dude has got to go to jail for being stupid. When you're a dude in your the 20s who isn't any smarter than the 13 year old girl you're fucking with it makes sense you would believe she is your age. But then again you can't give these guys a pass for being idiots. So if you know you aren't that mentally gifted just send the bitch in to get a philly for you before you fuck.
The real bitch here is that little ho's mother, you know your daughter is a ho and trapped this guy, why press charges against him? You know it's a fat black single mother with a grudge. You gotta wonder if she raised her daughter to be a ho on purpose just to set traps to get young men locked up.
Posted by: Captain Obvious | June 05, 2008 at 06:30 PM
I understand what some of y'all are saying, but those rules should apply for 15 and older. I don't care how good a bitch look, you can't tell me with a straight face that you can't see the difference between a seventh grader and an 18 year old. See don't even look 18! But on the other hand shouldn't they have put the hoe on probation or something after she did it the first time?
Posted by: Iceberg Slimm | June 05, 2008 at 06:40 PM
This is some crazy shit. I would kill that bitch when I got out of the joint.
Posted by: The Spaniard | June 05, 2008 at 06:48 PM
@ johnson :
Just today I was outside around 3pm, when the local high school was letting out, and some little tramp tried to follow me into my house. No bullshit...
^^^^ I sensing your going to be catching a case soon. What the hell you doing loitering outside at 3pm ogling the little high school talent. Sounds like a daily event.
Temptation is a bitch, be careful son.
Posted by: ah huh | June 05, 2008 at 06:51 PM
@ johnson :
Just today I was outside around 3pm, when the local high school was letting out, and some little tramp tried to follow me into my house. No bullshit...
^^^^ I sensing your going to be catching a case soon. What the hell you doing loitering outside at 3pm ogling the little high school talent. Sounds like a daily event.
Temptation is a bitch, be careful son.
Posted by: ah huh | June 05, 2008 at 06:51 PM
It's happened before? Isn't that entrapment?
Posted by: Liam | June 05, 2008 at 07:34 PM
WHAT KIND OF FUCKIN SHIT IS THAT?
THIS IS MAD GAY!
FREE MORRIS WILLIAMS!
Is holmes supposed to ask for an id before he puts it in her butt? I guess so. I shall make sure to ask for identification from sluts from now on.
and... do any of you know that girl's myspace account?
Posted by: Karroll Maercz | June 05, 2008 at 09:51 PM
This lil gal is responsible for putting folk in the clink?
She's got a nice package below the neck, but that face?? Woof!
That's a face that demands to have a paper bag slipped over it irst.
Some brothas out there lack some real self-control, and that little game-playing honey better grow some eyes in the back of her head.
Posted by: Da barbarian | June 05, 2008 at 10:12 PM
Really doe, if a broad dont look at least 25, I need to see ID. It just aint worth it and the law aint tryin to hear shyt. funny thing is though when I was in HS, them young bytchs stayed fukkn old azz dudes in their late 20's and 30's and them niggas got away with it(word to AHRUUR)
Posted by: eLi pOrTeR | June 06, 2008 at 12:33 AM
This obviously relates to Kellz situation at the moment
This is some bullshit, let me break it down
1. Scientifically speaking a female can bare children with no physical complications or hinderance to herself or the child at 13.
2. In ancient times this it was normal practice for a "young girl" to have children. (Do you really think Mary was a 30 year old virgin?). You guys are going by what western law says is right in terms of sexual consent. Which by the way varies for example.
USA = 18
U.K = 16 (It was 12 for a real long time, 1275-1875)
Sweden = 15
Germany = 14 etc
More or less all of Europe wouldn't even bat a eyelid at the fact that Kellz (or Morris Williams) got him some young snatch. Your acting as if he was prowling around the schools kidnapping flat chested, power rangers watching little 9 year olds. NO he was not my people. I'll put my life on it that these girls put themselves in positions where Kellz would be able to sample the goods. It's obvious that this light skin hussy obviously put herself in a position and fabricated lies in order to attract these unsuspecting dudes (Williams and other(s).
3. Kellz and Williams only problem is that they are males with testosterone are attracted to FULL FIGURED FEMALES who look right for child baring (translation = taking cock). There's nothing wrong with them.
4. Regarding Kellz, HE'S A GOD DAMN RNB SUPERSTAR! If R. Kelly was the manager at McDonalds these bitches wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, let alone fu*k him. Given all of these factors please open your eyes and learn to think logically and for yourself.
5. To all you racists lepers, Mr Sméagol, Gollum, looking mofo's, if you want to attribute the actions of one man and place it on a whole race click the links below and give me your opinion on them
Posted by: Kufi Smacker | June 06, 2008 at 04:09 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2008/05/08/evil-josef-fritzel-s-family-snap-89520-20409515/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/josef_fritzl/1944615/Josef-Fritzl-Fritzel's-cellar-lacked-oxygen.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritzl_case
http://www.ortakantin.com/photos/groups/1/116_20072_25_16_45_19.jpg
Posted by: Kufi Smacker | June 06, 2008 at 04:10 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2008/02/06/sally-anne-bowman-accused-had-sex-with-her-dead-body-89520-20310461/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1579460/Mark-Dixie-guilty-of-Sally-Anne-Bowman-murder.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7228325.stm
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e372/mymanlovesmybigfatass/golem.png
Posted by: Kufi Smacker | June 06, 2008 at 04:11 AM
The real bitch here is that little ho's mother, you know your daughter is a ho and trapped this guy, why press charges against him?
Posted by: Captain Obvious | June 05, 2008 at 06:30 PM
Wisdom...like mother like daughter, they both a couple of schemin' bitches, probably in on it together.
Kufi Smacker, what's with all the links? Frizl needs to be castrated with a rusty swiss army knife and no anaesthesia
Posted by: BUKKA BUKKA | June 06, 2008 at 04:36 AM
@ BUKKA BUKKA
I co-sign that.
"5. To all you racists lepers, Mr Sméagol, Gollum, looking mofo's, if you want to attribute the actions of one man and place it on a whole race click the links below and give me your opinion on them"
You know you have to give multiple sources of information to in order for Mr Sméagol to take it seriously.
Posted by: Kufi Smacker | June 06, 2008 at 04:41 AM
@ Kufi: I missed that bit of your post, keep up the good work!
Posted by: BUKKA BUKKA | June 06, 2008 at 07:04 AM
That cunt needs to get buttfucked hard and buried alive in the desert
Posted by: deez_MFN_nutz | June 06, 2008 at 09:20 AM
Ask a White Folk
http://blogs.theroot.com/blogs/thehardline/archive/2008/06/06/ask-a-white-folk.aspx
Posted by: the izza | June 06, 2008 at 09:31 AM
" So if you know you aren't that mentally gifted just send the bitch in to get a philly for you before you fuck. "
now i be knowin' how to investigate my dates at the bus station.
Posted by: ray earl | June 08, 2008 at 10:29 PM
MySpace Lolitas
http://blogs.theroot.com/blogs/thehardline/archive/2008/06/10/online-lolitas-on-myspace-who-s-to-blame-what-to-do.aspx
Posted by: the izza | June 10, 2008 at 06:53 AM
i'm a girl and i feel bad for him... me and my friends used to change our age before myspace was the new friendster and friendster was the new blackplanet.
but we never met up w/ nobody and definitely didn't fuq em....
uugggghhhh
Posted by: Becca | June 12, 2008 at 02:15 AM