Wait, 16 is legal in Florida?

Checkit: Teen alleging rape turns to YouTube [CNN]

This never would've happened to Lil' J.

Comments

[Liam]

Probably fake, sad either way

On a lighter note, here's some selected comments about the video from Youtube:

"lol, you're such a dumb whore. You didn't get raped you dumb bitch"

"In some muslim countries raped women get killed and she is making a fake vid. Fail."

"Poor girl with a computer and internet and a webcam and nice clothes and a nice room.. poor poverty-stricken girl. Go visit africa you stupid bitch THEN say you are living in poverty."

"stop getting raped all the time and this wont be a problem"

"Was it anal rape ? and wheres the video of it."

[CHUN]

This video is proof that rape isn't funny. Can be fake though.

[Maddolies]

its not rape its surprise sex

[b-ease]

16 is legal in Maryland too. In fact, if you're 19, 15 is legal in Maryland. We have some bizarre law where the actual age of consent is 16 but there's some type of weird four year clause. Where basically, if she's under 16, but your four years older or less, its still legal. So a college freshman (18) could smash a high school freshman (14) with absolutely no legal reprucussions. God Bless America (or at least Maryland).

[word]

Dudes in their early 20's still fucking teenagers should be castrated without a trial. Even if it was one of those 16 year olds who looks 20 once they open their mouth it's impossible to not look at them as a child. Even if I was at a 22 year old chick's house as soon as a I see some shit with hello kitty on it my dick goes limp. It's a turn off to realize a chick is semi-retarded and too stupid to make a rational decision of if she want's to fuck or not.

[CHUN]

^ Definitely abused as a child

[Nancy Grace]

She sounds like one of those high school drama queens who ends up getting a poor guy locked up because she got drunk or doped up and fucked and now feels stupid about it.

[Arterial]

If she IS telling the truth those youtube posts are gonna make her off herself.

Nobody cares. Nobody helps.

[Star Wars]

Lets hope Obi Wan Kenobi sees this vid.

[The Pope]

I bet it was Kobe Bryant.

[The Pope]

...or Pimp C's corpse.

[Candace]

Looks like she's acting to me.

[bartholomewrichards]

Well, unless she has a penis under there, we know it wasn't one of The Pope's minions.

[d.j. bradley]

The legal age of consent in Missouri is five. No four-year limitations.

The legal age of consent in Utah is anywhere from two years old to not-out-of-the-womb.

The legal age of consent in Tennessee, Kentucky and West Virginia is four.

The human penis is blind. Although it has an eye, i.e. one-eyed-rocket-to-Uranus, it can't see. It has to be guided by the mind. My mind recognizes Hello Kitty as Let's Fuck.

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[Bol]

If it was Kobe Bryant, she wouldn't be able to sit down on that bed.

[Agent of Decay]

My penis may be blind & without conscience, but it always has one helluva an agenda.

[Nizzy]

It was me......sorry.....

[sublicon]

It's not bullshit apparently...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0516081crystal1.html?link=rssfeed

[Nizzy]

^ it IS bullshit apparently.... That just proves that the bitch is crying wolf and didnt get raped.....she wanted to get fucked, got fucked, and felt like a slut.....FUCK HER!

[sublicon]

Apparently, when she was interviewed by police, she told them she wasn't raped. Prosecutors didn't press charges on him because she was only a month from being 16. What is the mystery? You have to keep your fucking story straight from beginning to end if you want the system to work for you. To top it off, she had an actual relationship with this dude . . it was illegal, yes. He should be punished, yes. But it didn't help at all that she couldn't keep her story straight with the cops.

[Godziller]

Come on people, more jokes about that girl pleaaaase!

[d.j. bradley]

Bol, like I said homie, Kobe's penis was blind.

Yes, but his mind wanted to do something dirtier than normal. Well, he went on a tour of the hotel grounds out there in Colorado with a raving fox from the front desk.

Yes, but he's competitive. What can I do to my new companion that's never been done before by my team, the Lakers?

I know, I'll fuck her not in the front ... I'll fuck her in the butt. That's right. I got a plan.

No need to practice. Just get the girl to bend over to adjust her makeup. Wham, nothing but net.

Heck, she'll like it. I'm a woman's dream.

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[Drew?]

She looks like a young Drew Barrymore. Does drugs and fucks like her too, apparently.

[whiteman]

This girl only called rape when her father found the pictures of her on the web and all of a sudden she was raped. She fucked this dude a whole bunch of times. At the end of the day this girl wanted to look mature and shit fucking older men then she can deal with the sadness of looking stupid after. Girls need to be taught that if they are selling there always are going to be guys buying and yes even if shes 15 her bush has hair she has some lil tities so men r gon want that regardless before age restriction laws men would marry 13 and 14 year old girls all the time in Romeo and Juliet, Juliet is 13 years old. Girls once they before they reach puberty have to be taught this shit if they wanna run off and get dick like adults then they can deal the consequences.

[average bc.com poster]

dude i would fuck any girl over 12 years old. hells yeah. or younger if she had was hot. this bitch deserved to be raped she must have wanted the cock like all bitches. hells yeah i'm the fucking man for saying this stuff bro. random faggots on the internet must think i'm the shit now. nobody will know i have a small penis and get rejected by any woman with an iq over 75 or a weight under 210.

[Bol]

^You know how I know you're a rape victim?

[Nizzy]

^Cause you raped him?

[Bol]

No homo.

[The Spaniard]

"Lets hope Obi Wan Kenobi sees this vid."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[d.j. bradley]

I can't write any better than average bc.com.

I give up.

I keep trying. But average bc is what I am striving towards.

You guys that get Fox Business on your Direct T.V., have you been drooling on the new money honey reporting from the floor in the morning, Nicole Petallides? The name is Greek, not Mexican (which I thought).

On CNBC for years we had Maria Bartiromo. She is stellar but, like life, she is getting fat, and old.

What does the T.V. do? Especially a rival of CNBC like Fox Business Channel do? They put a money honey on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange that is straight out a real man's dreams.

i am out

[spray]

this shit showed up on the cnn.com homepage a minute ago, but this is actually way more interesting for your postageness:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/05/16/white.valedictorian/index.html

go to town

[spray]

um yea, you need to get off that bed of cheeseburger wrappers and get on the above story pronto there, Hugo.

[spray]

dj - I just now noticed that Bol is too cool to have a blogroll. Do you have a Blog? What is it? I'd be happy to check it out. You've been a funny fucker sometimes here.

And sidenote, I've been a very anonymous person, but I've been around. I dig you all, peace.

[BUKKA BUKKA]

I need to see Lil J and Latarian "Real Talk" Milton together....someone needs to make that happen

[d.j. bradley]

Thanks spray, I find myself crying laughing when I proudly enter some take or other on bry's wacky website. On the other websites I either get lost in the takes or run out of town.

Bol will tell you that a blug has to be tended and fed daily. That's why I salute bol for his consistent funny writing. I hit and miss.

I'm too fucking lazy to do one myself.

Hey, isn't Brookers of YouTube fame getting old enough to, you know?

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[BUKKA BUKKA]

No homo?

[Barack Obama]

Fuck you bol for making fun of rape.

[average bc.com poster]

you know how i can tell you don't get pussy?

[e3wak22]

wow.. that shits crazy, but legally 16 is a legal age in florida IF the man is under 25. If he is over that, than the age is normal 18... except Alabama.. they fuck anything with a hole and capabilities of getting wet.

[the izza]

Black Superdelegates

http://blog.tvoneonline.com/primary_colors/2008/05/behold----the-b.html

[Awesome J]

this never would have happened to the bitch if she could dunk. she cant touch rim. bet that,