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May 15, 2008

Someone get this child some help before he kills us all

Latarian

Remember Latarian "Real Talk" Milton, the little fat kid from Florida who stole his grandma's SUV, crashed it into a bunch of shit, then went on TV talking about how it's fun to do bad things (which it is, actually)?

Well, he's back in the news. This time, he beat the shit out of his grandma in a Wal-Mart, because she wouldn't buy him some chicken wings.

No, really. I don't even know if I could make some shit like that up if I wanted to. (Okay, I could.) There's actually another hilarious evening news segment, not unlike that first one, describing this most recent incident.

Apparently, Latarian and his long-suffering grandma were shopping in a Wal-Mart, when Latarian decided he wanted some chicken wings. (Wal-Mart's in the South apparently sell chicken wings like that.)

His grandma said no, he couldn't have any chicken wings, probably because she's trying to save up to get her SUV fixed. But Latarian "Real Talk" Milton was like, "Fuck that shit." He went over and ordered the chicken wings anyway. Then he proceeded to beat the shit out of his grandma.

Once he got done doing what he had to do, his grandma took him home, where the police later arrived to have him taken to a hospital for psychiatric evaluation. As far as I know, he's still in the hospital. No word yet on whether or not he actually got those chicken wings.

Video: Woman Says Joyriding Grandson, 7, Beat Her Up [WPBF TV via Rosenberg Radio]

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