FHM's Sexiest Women in the World

FHM magazine just released its annual list of the 100 sexiest women in the world, and I have to say, it's not that bad.

Their top 10 differs quite a bit from Martin Luther King, Jr's 10 favorite white girls, if he were alive today, but it looks like all of the girls who made his list show up on the FHM list at some point or another. For example, only Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson from MLK's list made the top 10 of FHM's list, but I see my girl Dr. King's girl Anne Hathaway is down at 51.

And yeah, in case you were wondering, Maggie Gyllenhaal did make the FHM list. The reason I know this is because my new boss over at the plantation made it a note to point that out in his post today about his issues with the ethnic makeup of the list, i.e. its lack of black chicks. Only four of them - Rihanna (14), Beyonce (22), Selita Ebanks (27), and Halle Berry (33) - made this year's list.

The point he was trying to make was that how can only four black chicks be on this list, when they let white chicks Maggie Gyllenhaal and Ellen Page from Juno on the list? But I don't know. Maybe his taste in caucasian stank just isn't as refined as Martin Luther King, Jr.'s. You guys know how I feel about Maggie Gyllenhaal. Ellen Page could stand to be a good two feet taller than she is, but what are you gonna do?

Checkit FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World

And after the jump is a list of the top 10. How do you think FHM's list compares to the slain civil rights leader's?

1) Megan Fox

2) Jessica Biel

3) Jessica Alba

4) Elisha Cuthbert

5) Scarlett Johansson

6) Emmanuelle Chriqui

7) Hillary Duff

8) Tricia Helfer

9) Blake Lively

10) Kate Beckinsale

Comments

[AB]

Jessical Biel is ugly as fuck. I can name 25 pr0nstars better looking than her.

[Horus]

^^^ Co-sign Jessica Biel being ugly as fuck.

and as far as naming hotter pornstars go...I'll start...Alysinn Chaines

[Bol]

Allysin Chaynes is disgusting.

[Bgates]

CO-SIGN AB.

[CHUN]

Rihanna is hot. Jessica Biel is not.

[the izza]

The Rev. Wright Question

http://blogs.theroot.com/blogs/thehardline/archive/2008/04/25/the-wright-question.aspx

[shabooty]

megan fox has those whorable tattoos.
not sure if that helps or hurts her in the eyez of bol.
actually, i remembered what makes megan fox un-hot to me. the fact that she's with BAG.
brian austin green, that is.
what a doucheBAG [that he's getting HER].
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[bartholomewrichards]

Rihanna better than Jessica Biel? Not a fucking chance, Jessica Biel isn't balding.

[No Mames Buey]

damn these commenters are calling the beautiful sexy, top-quality T&A having Jessica Biel, ugly? WTF?!

Are yall douches seriously frontin that you wouldn't eff Biel?

Mark the time Bol, this is the most exaggeratory "frontin on a hot woman" moment in the history of the Bol site, or maybe the internets in general

[Sucker Free]

what kind of joke is this list? FHM should be bitch slapped. Hillary Duff in the top ten?

and who are these other no name broads in the bottom of the top ten with her?

AND NO STACEY DASH?

[b-ease]

Fuck the dumb shit, who is that on the cover??? Jesus.

If you don't think Jessica Biel's hot, you are a flag waving homosexual.

And no, there is no Stacy Dash. This is FHM. King is thataway...

[The Nicker]

Megan Fox is the best thing to come out of Australia since that movie about the savant piano player.

Jessica Biel is absolutely smoking in every possible way, not the best photo though.

Only one I can disagree with in any way in the top 10 is Hilary Duff, that biddy just don't do it for me.

[Suckapunkin']

What offends me most on the overall (100) list is Fergie's presence. That is one ho I will not allow the media to tell me is hot.

[meagan]

First of all, fuck this list and fuck your cockroach looking ass too. The fact that you continue to disrespect someone like Dr. King is beyond me. That was your fucked up, white, plastic, stank, anorexic, bulimic, excessive plastic surgery ass list. Leave King the fuck out of it. And as far as black bitches go, Meagan Goode, Stacy Dash, or Gabrielle Union could have buried every single pop tart on that list, faggot. Shit Stacy Dash is in her forties and looks better than the marjority of that list. You gotdamn pot roast!! I love you very much. Perfect Calmness!

[The Spaniard]

1. The majority of these bitches are slightly above average.

2. Stating that MLK liked the bitches is a complement...Hell, that's the first thing I told my son when he asked about writting his school report on MLK.

Mini Me:
"Dad, I need to know 5 things about MLK."

Me:
"Well son, #1 is, he loved the dames!"

Mini Me:
"Dad, stop kidding."

Me:
"I'm not kidding son, that man loved pussy...and he fought for our civil rights, that was good too."

[melissa]

^^^ Wow I thought the only pussy he loved was Coretta's. But fuck it, that is neither here nor there. Look I'll be the first one to admit to being a hardcore bitch and not giving a fuck. But, still disrespecting a man that played a positive, major significant role in American History, is fucked up in a lot of ways. This fat shitcake should understand that better than anyone with his black human buffet ass. Anyway blah fucking blah. Fuck it. Perfect calmness!

[Tray]

Biel's horsefaced. Scarlett's mediocre. Crappy face, decent rack, that's it. Duff's a joke. Fox is white trash, albeit hot white trash, and Lively's cute but what is she doing so high. 9th sexiest in the world? Come on. Beckinsale should be way higher... but Bol's list is even worse, so, yeah.

[Wade Collins]

Holy shit most of these girls are a bunch of ugly skinny skanks. The #1 especially, would not touch that unhealthy looking crack whore if someone paid me. Bitch looks like she has an STD.

#4,5,6 are genuinely beautiful girls

And what the fuck a bunch of them look over 30? Are they? If a top 100 includes a single woman over 30 they are have obviously made zero effort.

I guess to be in the list you have to be part of a media product made by one of the corporations who buys ads in FHM. I guess that's obvious actually... any cursory google search will turn up hotter girls than these under nourished hollywood skanks.

Shouldn't the #1 at least have some tits? If feel like I just read some soviet era propaganda or something.

[The Spaniard]

"Wow I thought the only pussy he loved was Coretta's."

MLK's love for side pussy is well documented.

"Shouldn't the #1 at least have some tits?"

Yes, yes she should. This list is a fucking travesty as far as being a Top 100 anything, however, make no mistake, I'll throw some cock in most of these 7 and above chicks given the opportunity!

My standards are high but not that fucking high!

In closing...

MLK was a great and influential man...who was well known to be an eager swordsman when given the opportunity...and that's all right me (and I'll assume, forgivable by Coretta also!).

Nothing's better getting some, as Bol would say, stank on your hang low! Well, nothing besides gaining your civil rights, that is...and even that is even debatable!

[Da barbarian]

Liking that shot of Jessica Alba a great deal.

Definitely like the fact that MLK kept one eye open for civil rights & the other eye open for good pussy.

Surely the stuff of true heroes.

[d.j. bradley]

bol: "Ellen Page could stand to be a good two feet taller than she is, but what are you gonna do"?

Answer: Fasten a cocktail tray to her head with a comfortable chin strap, so as she can blow you while you're picking up your freshly made margarita.

Man, I just go by the photos bol posts to judge how hot a woman is. When he published his cavalcade of photos on his classic MLK post, Jessica Biel looked hot to me.

It looked like she was posing at Windansea Beach in San Diego. (They photoshopped out the guy laying there without any legs because of a shark attack).

It's all in the photo. This photo of Biel pictured here makes her look like Miss Piggy.

I'm d.j. bradley and I have fucked some of the bigs.

Herewith my judgment:

1) Megan. Unfuckable. Too young. Has some eating issues. Put some clothes on her and get her in an institution of some kind.

2) Biel. Looks like an idiot. I would like to smack her with a pie in her puffy face.

3) Alba. Perfecto.

4) Elisha. Very fine. Could use some semen on the face to round out her excellent make up job.

5) Johansson. A bow wow. Somebody's little sister trying to wobble around on high heels.

6) Emanualle. Looks like something out of every porno movie I've seen. A dog.

7) Duff. Sucks.

8) Helfer. Makes me ask, "What the Hell fer?"

9) Blake. Perfecto.

10) Beckinsale. Getting ready for the old folks home.

d.j.'s numero uno: Ms. Lively.

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[James]

lmao @ d.j.'s shitty choices, you made it very apparent that you have bullshit taste in chicks.

[d.j. bradley]

James, why do you think I hang out with a woman that's trying to kill me?
,
Actually, I think Halle Berry is very good looking for a white woman. Michelle Obama is alright.

Tell, me, James, who is your fave of the 10?

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[d.j. bradley]

You know, FHM, that is the worst cover I have seen in my career.

The fucking thing looks like Linsey Lohan with a botched breast enlargement.

Can your staff. It probably wasn't the photographer's fault.

But fuck, go pick up a Vogue or something. That's not close to a pro cover for a magazine.

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[Simon]

I can't believe they put a Cylon on that list!

[RaWShad]

Stacey Dash > Anybody on that list.

Have yall seen her on that one King Magazine? WOW.

[The Salty Fisherman]

Isn't Miley Cyrus a bit young for you Bol?

http://blogs.chron.com/tmi/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.JPG

[The Salty Fisherman]

Isn't Miley Cyrus a bit young for you Bol?

http://blogs.chron.com/tmi/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.JPG

[Sometimes I Rule]

Okay, I have scanned through the list a couple of times now, and this stands out: WHERE THE HELL IS HOLLY VALANCE?
It's is a pretty decent list, but really, has anyone seen those episodes in season 2 of Prison Break? I mean, good god man!

[JohnnyT]

Isn't Cassie kind of black too?