Bud Light is dangerously close to water
According to Last Week's Poll
The other day, mofos got all asshurt when I mentioned - in a post about things I might have to cop with my $600 economic stimulus - that I was thinking about picking up a case of Bud Light.
People acted like I said I was going to a Jill Scott concert or some shit. It was insane.
I guess I probably could've opted for something a bit more classy than Bud Light, but the truth of the matter is that I like light beer. Call me crazy.
Last week's poll had to do with whether or not Bud Light is the sweet taste of freedom. Here are the results.
American beer, like Bud Light?
- Dangerously close to water (191 votes)
- The sweet taste of freedom (80 votes)
Really? Wow. I honestly expected the results of this one to be basically the opposite. I suppose I should have known better on a site where people have been known to front on Jessica Biel.
What can I say, other than I'm shocked that this site is apparently read by such fruits.
