My bad, dogs
I had forgotten all about the time when I supposedly gay-bashed a dog, but I was reminded of it just now when one of you fruits mentioned it in the comments to the post yesterday about that Marine who threw that dog off of a cliff.
So I went back and refreshed myself on what went down (a lot of this shit I don't remember any better than the rest of you), and I ended up doing a story for it for XXL. You might want to check that out.
I also ended up doing a certain degree of follow-up on the Puppy Torture Video, as it's being called, which I sorta kinda tied into my dog gay-bashing post.
It turns out, YouTube had to pull down the video of the puppy being thrown off of the cliff, because mofos were going wild in the comments section, threatening to kill the guy, and posting his personal information and what have you.
Or maybe, I suspect, someone with the military told them to take it down, for PR purposes.
At any rate, if you need to check out the video now, because you missed it the first time, or because you want to see it again because you find it amusing, because women refuse to have sex with you (and of course a woman's ego requires those two to be mutually exclusive), the best place to check it out is the Gawker Media site Valleywag, where it's posted along with five other clips of our best and brightest behaving badly.
You'll recall that it was also Gawker who posted that Tom Cruise $cientology video after it mysteriously disappeared from YouTube, and that clip of the infamous Slap Heard 'Round the World that somehow never made it to YouTube, even though there's a seemingly infinite amount of clips of other inconsequential bullshit on YouTube. So I guess they're building some sort of cottage industry based on how lame YouTube has gotten.
Finally, I'd like to address some issues raised in my previous post about that poor dog who got tossed from a cliff. A few of you were highly upset, and I know at least one of you has threatened to never read this site again.
Now, you guys know that I have a tendency to purposely afflict the weakest among us; and that I often go out of my way to stomp on people's beliefs; and that I possess seemingly little or no regard for this site's readership. I'll often just up and disappear for days at a time, almost as if I don't have any real business interest in seeing that this site maintains a certain readership.
But, please, people, don't leave. I apologize for what I said about finding that puppy tossing video somewhat amusing. In fact, if I would have known that people would be offended, I wouldn't have even said it in the first place. I just can't handle the fact that people whose views differ from my own might actually find some place else on the Internets where they're more welcome.
Like PerezHilton.com.
