Free American Airlines!

I'm not gonna lie. If I was flying somewhere on a plane and the wrong girl came and sat down next to me and fell asleep, I'd probably be tempted to give my joint a couple of tugs and maybe blow a load in her hair.

I wouldn't though, because I'm not a pervert like that. Instead, I'm pretty sure I'd be able to avert my eyes for the remainder of the flight, and until I arrived at the hotel - at which point I would have the entire room to myself, plus Spectravision!

Or, worst case scenario, maybe I'd have to get up from my seat and furiously stroke it in the john - something I'm surprised I've never done, or actually even thought of. (I wonder if there isn't a name for that, by the way. Like joining the mile high club, but by yourself.)

This guy on a recent American Airlines, however... he was a perv like that. He got up from his seat and sat next to a broad who was sleeping. Then he jerked off and dropped a Nick Manning-style load in the poor girl's hair.

Which, as far as I'm concerned, is way worse than the situation I constructed before. At least in my scenario you could kinda blame the chick, in that you had no idea that you would be sitting next to a girl that hot. You were caught off guard.

It's funny. People raised such a stink last year when those airlines were kicking those broads off for having their titties all hanging out of their shirts and what have you. Those airlines must have known some shit like this could happen. In fact, this is probably not the first time that it has.

The girl who got jizzed on in this case is trying to sue American Airlines, which of course strikes me as bullshit.

I'm not saying any woman deserves to get jizz in her hair unless she absolutely wants to. Lord knows if some perve jizzed in my hair (er, on my head), I'd be left with no other choice but to take his life, lest someone think I was teh ghey.

But still. I'm at a loss for how this is the airline's fault. It's like, if a woman raped in a dark alley (you know, the kind of rape that hardly ever actually occurs) and then she tried to sue the person who owned the adjacent building, for blocking out the street light. Pshaw!

This woman claims that American Airlines is at fault because they saw the guy go and sit next to her while she was asleep and they didn't do anything about it. As if every guy who switches seats on a plane is about to jizz in a girl's hair. Maybe he was sitting next to an Indian person with bad personal hygiene.

In my opinion, the fellow who dropped the load should go to jail, because what he did was wrong. And I'm sure plenty of other men have thought of doing the same shit he did and managed to refrain. But for this girl to try to sue the company that owns the plane where it took place strikes me as some ol' bullshit.

What do you fruits think?

"Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept" [Star-Telegram via The Consumerist]