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March 27, 2008

Eliot Spitzer's other hoo-er

Kristin Davis

So the other day, another one of these escort services in New York got busted (can a hooker live, seriously?), and come to find out, none other than Eliot Spitzer had been a long-time client.

This place was called Wicked Models, and was run by this broad named Kristin Davis - not to be confused with arguably the best-looking chick on Sex and the City (I know, I know), who's had her own share of sexual issues lately, with pictures of her fellating some dude turning up on the Internets.

According to financial documents and other evidence uncovered in the bust, Eliot Spitzer had been worked on, on numerous occasions, by this broad Kristin, pictured above, going back to 2003.

As you can see, she's got ridonkulous cans - the kind that are so big that you'd probably have to have pretty big cans in the first to be able to get such large implants. But on the other hand, she kinda looks like a tranny, and I've been especially wary of trannies as of late, what with the revelation that a tranny out in Washington has actually gotten pregnant.

The technology is that good now.

So I can honestly say that I'm at a loss for whether or not I would bang this broad. Just because she has a pussy doesn't necessarily mean she always did. With a face like that, I'd at least see if this place Wicked had another broad with comparable boobs first. Nhjic.

What do you fruits think? I've posted several photos of her that ran in today's New York Post after the jump. My bad that they aren't very big [That's what she said! -- Ed.]; I guess they want you to buy the paper.

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