The best argument evar

Branching off from the new (albeit not actually new) best rap song ever, I also recently stumbled upon what I think might be the best argument evar. It happened a couple of weeks ago though, so if you're especially with it, you might just want to call it an early weekend.

It's from the Howard Stern show, and it was between Howard's sidekick Artie Lange and this guy High Pitch Mike who works on the show. High Pitch Mike is called that because he has a ridonkulously high speaking voice, and it's been suspected for some time now that he might be teh ghey, though he flatly denies this.

The argument began after Super Bowl Sunday, when it was reported that High Pitch Mike spent the day at the movies watching that movie 30 Dresses, or whatever it's called. Of course Artie thought this was funny and suggested that High Pitch Mike might be teh ghey. But High Pitch Mike claims that the movie took place before the Super Bowl, and that he did watch the game.

Also, HPM mentions the fact that Artie had opened Baba Booey's paycheck to see if made more money than him, which was a sore point with Artie, because you know how you're not supposed to do shit like that at work. That and the line about how he's gonna bang Artie's sister to prove he's not gay I think set Artie off, and Artie just launches into some of the most ridonkulously virulent gay-bashing possible.

I'm actually surprised one of these teh ghey groups hasn't tried to extract any blood money from the Stern Show, but it could be the case that, since Sirius is mostly subscriber-based, they can't pull that bullshit McCarthy-ite game where they try to project homophobia onto the show's advertisers just for advertising on the show.

Check the audio, via YouTube, after the jump. A cursory Internets search reveals that there's also a torrent of this making the rounds, in case you need a copy of this to hold on to, for posterity.