Naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan

No, really.

There's a lot of things I'd do (and I don't think we need to get into them here), but I wouldn't toy with a man's emotions like that. No, Lindsay Lohan actually went and did a full-on nude photo shoot, on some ol' Playboy shit. Showing the cans and everything.

It was for a layout in New York magazine recreating some classic photos of Marilyn Monroe, so I guess you could say there was an artistic element. You might could even say this constitutes acting, a la Anne Hathaway in that movie Havoc. (Best movie ever, btw.)

But whatever. Clearly, the aim here was to get Liloh to take it off. And she probably only did it because she needed the money to buy some coke. Regardless, this is easily the best thing to happen to me so far in 2008.

Checkit: Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe in "The Last Sitting" [NY Mag via Shabooty]